About 7pm Right Now, Just Got Back To The Store And Made Popcorn, Am Now Watching Football With My Family

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Formula 1 RPF Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Lando Norris/Oscar Piastri Characters: Lando Norris, Oscar Piastri Additional Tags: Fluff, Sleepy Cuddles Summary:

this is like a tiny, TINY, Landoscar fluff fic, maybe there’ll be a part 2

predictions for the f1 2025 car launch in london:

someone forgets to send out the dress code. george russell turns up in an immaculately pressed suit, lando norris turns up in black sweatpants.

the british drivers are raised onto the stage like they’re in the eras tour

the non-british drivers have to come in through the crowd entrance and buy their own tickets

christian horner still hasn’t decided who’s filling that second red bull seat. as a result max is accompanied on stage by what seems to be three untrained rookies in a trenchcoat

speaking of max, he doesn’t speak a word the entire night preferring instead to communicate short answers in sign language.

the hosts keep trying to awkwardly fill time à la eurovision song contest

there are at least two fistfights

and one dogfight (leo and roscoe)

pierre and esteban stand next to each other at first before they have to awkwardly be reminded that they’re not teammates anymore

someone makes a thinly veiled reference to the mclaren 2024 rear wing

kimi antonelli gets booed (british crowd) and about half the grid has to be physically restrained from jumping on the audience

toto wolff tries to seduce max yet again.

max audibly laughs at him. this is the only time we hear his voice all night.

oscar piastri gets visibly teary at the sight of drs since it’s the last time it’ll be used in f1

fred vasseur makes an insane prediction on how many races ferrari will win. everyone laughs at him.

he ends up being absolutely right

fernando turns up in another team’s colours

it’s later revealed that one team paid the sound engineers to play thunderous applause when their car was revealed

one livery will merit audible laughter

it will be alpine’s.

reading through old fanfics I've written makes me realise there was a time when I actually could write quality stuff and was very funny. What happened to her? Where did she go?

I love airports, because they tell you to be there three hours early, but then you have to wait in the baggage check in cue for an hour because they’ve probably forgotten about you. It’s amazing.

“He’s non-binary”

Können wir mal darüber reden, dass Adam fucking wütend auf seine Mutter für den Vergleich mit seinem Vater ist und dennoch schafft er es diese Wut runterzuschlucken (während er auf Entzug ist!) und ihr zu sagen, dass er sie trotzdem lieb hat. Mein Essay über was wir von Roland in Adam sehen in EdN kommt vielleicht eines Tages

Also wir sind uns ja alle einig, dass Adam für Leo zurückgekommen ist, aber seine Mutter ist ihm ganz offensichtlich ja nicht egal und er hasst sie auch nicht. Was ja auch Sinn ergibt, weil Beziehungen nunmal kompliziert und vielschichtig sind.

You know those moments, where you're supposed to be studying, but then you find something boring to do that somehow seems 1000x more interesting than studying?

Yeah that's what I'm doing right now.

Just discovered how to make a domain on Tumblr and let me tell you, I've never done less latin than these last two days

Character that goes from “Why would I give something I love up for someone?” To “I would give up the world for you”

dear tumblr users, today i offer you shirtless lando norris

NOOO OSCARRR