Thatlethargicsmile - The Big Dumpster Space

when you download a pdf and it's called like 1328723486basdf12.pdf but then you gently rename it to what it's supposed to be. that's forming a bond with a hurt and wild mythological creature and reminding it who it is.

Help! I swallowed a fly accidentally! and it was buzzing around so I swallowed a spider to eat the fly and then I swallowed a bird to eat the spider that ate the fly and oh I don’t know what to do! Help me!

alright, alright, alright. calm down. this sounds like it's getting away from you and you're fucking freaking out and just doing random shit that doesn't make any sense. here's what you do: go find a cat

and it is of course well known that dragons are very cutes

i am indifferent towards your shoelaces

My favorite trope is “janitor in headphones continues cleaning through extreme action”

I love going viral on tumblr.com. It’s like if you stood in a field and said some of the stupidest shit a human being is capable of and then like fifty thousand crows attacked you