i am indifferent towards your shoelaces
there is a demon telling you to go to bed without brushing your teeth... do not listen to him
Don't think I've seen them all together in one big video like this before
Go n-ithe an cat thú is go n-ithe an diabhal an cat = May the cat eat you, and may the devil eat the cat
Titim gan éirí ort = May you fall without rising
Imeacht gan teacht ort = May you leave without returning
Plá ar do theach = A plague on your house
Dóite agus loisceadh ort = Burning and scorching on you
Briseadh agus brú ar do chnámha = Breaking and crushing to your bones
Go ndéana an diabhal dréimire de cnámh do dhroma ag piocadh úll i ngairdín Ifrinn = May the devil make a ladder of your back bones while picking apples in the garden of hell
Go hIfreann leat a shlíomadóir lofa = To hell with you, you rotten bastard
Help! I swallowed a fly accidentally! and it was buzzing around so I swallowed a spider to eat the fly and then I swallowed a bird to eat the spider that ate the fly and oh I don’t know what to do! Help me!
alright, alright, alright. calm down. this sounds like it's getting away from you and you're fucking freaking out and just doing random shit that doesn't make any sense. here's what you do: go find a cat
petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’