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the embodiment of baby pink

♡ i'm the embodiment of baby pink, soft, pretty and comforting.

♡ others know me as the girl who always smells wonderful! i smell soft and sweet, like cotton candy, milk, baby powder, flowers and vanilla.

♡ being in my presence is like being wrapped in a warm, soft blanket on a chilly day.

♡ people are always kind to me and enjoy being in my company, and animals are always drawn to me. seriously, i'm like a fairy!

♡ my handwriting is neat and pretty, very aesthetically pleasing and easy to read.

♡ i'm known as the girl who always dresses very prettily, dances ballet and always carries a book with her.

♡ my pets and my loved ones are always safe from harm, and nothing but good things happen to them.

♡ i'm delicate, graceful, always know what to say and speak very calmly and eloquently.

♡ i don’t fear confrontation, because it doesn’t come off as threatening; instead, i am listened to, others respect my boundaries and i am able to maintain peaceful, respectful relationships with everyone i interact with.

♡ when people are near me, good things keep happening to them, it's like i'm their lucky charm!

♡ i have the sweetest dreams every night, fall asleep in a blink of an eye and sleep peacefully, like a kitten.

Thanking the Theoi (in Ancient Greek)

ever since I learned how to say “thank you” in ancient greek it’s felt so much more FUN and natural to thank the Theoi. In everyday life, in prayer, etc.

From my pieced together knowledge (thank you @piristephes ):

χάριν / χᾰ́ρῐτᾰς - (trans.: KA-rihn pl.: KA-ri-tas)

“Thank you”

χάριν σοι ἔχω / χάριν ὑμῖν ἔχω - (KA-rrihn (Soy / Umin) Eh-hyo)

“I hold  (you / you all ) in thanks”

μεγάλην χάριν σοι έχω - (Meh-GA-lehn Ka-rrihn So-ih Eh-hyo)

“Thanks a lot”

❥ bunny's dream life scripting series: part one - appearance!

to kick off my scripting series, i thought the best place to start would be with designing our outer appearances! our wonderful bodies carry us through the worlds we create, so why not make them as sparkly, delightful, and lovely as they can be? many people want to manifest a change in their bodies or change in the way they perceive their bodies, and this is a fun way to get super specific about what you want.

how to begin:

first, make sure you have an open notes app or journal to write down your ideas! then take a look at the "dream appearance ideas" section to see if you'd like to include any of them in your appearance. if none of them appeal to you, you can use that self-knowledge to create something that sounds even better! the ideas i've generated are just a starting point for your own magical ideas.

then, use the template below the "dream appearance ideas" section to start designing your own! you can be as vague or as specific as you like. for example, with height you could write something as vague as "tall" or as specific as "6'0," - write whatever makes sense for you for each section!

note: some of these are "illogical" (my fave), some of these are natural, and some of them are just plain fun. some people might want all of these for their appearance, and some people might want the opposite of these listed below. that's the fun part - you decide what you want in your dream life, no one else! no body is better than any other body - it all comes down to what makes you feel the best, and getting specific with what YOU want is what this series is all about!

bunny's dream appearance ideas:

hair, skin, and nails:

your hair is always soft, clean, and voluminous; you never have to wash or style your hair for it to look amazing

your hair always looks perfect, no matter the weather or what you do to it

your haircuts always look amazing; bad haircuts don't exist for you!

your hair colour can change with the snap of your fingers

whenever you dye or bleach your hair it turns out perfectly

your hair grows super fast, healthily, or;

your hair always stays the same length and doesn't grow, healthily

your skin is always smooth and perfect with no need for skincare products, or;

every skincare product you use makes your skill look more and more beautiful

every skincare product is compatible with your skin, you never have to worry about damage or breakouts

your nails are always at the perfect length and don't grow past what you want

you only have body hair where you want it to be; you never have to shave or pluck again if you don't want to

you never sweat, and it's healthy for that to be the case, or;

you do sweat, but you always smell perfect either way

facial features and face shape:

you have a mythical eye colour (pink, bright purple, etc.)

your eyes are literally sparkly/glittery

your pupils are shaped like hearts, stars, or other shapes

your eyes are never dry or irritated

you have long, beautiful eyelashes

you have regular freckles, freckles in the shape of stars, etc.

your eyebrows are the perfect shape always and never need plucking

you never have anything stuck in your teeth

you have perfect "mewing posture"

body and posture:

your body is the perfect size, height, and weight for you

you feel confident and comfortable with your body at all times

you have your ideal posture

your walk is confident, attractive, mysterious

your walk is ethereal, graceful

you always smell clean and like your signature scent

template for the specifics of your dream appearance:

now comes the fun part - fill in the blanks with absolutely anything you desire! nothing is off limits or impossible, whether it seems "illogical" or not! write your absolute ideal, what makes you feel the most confident, excited, and happy, and know that all is possible! you can use the ideas that i provided above or you can come up with your own. my ideas are just a starting point - get creative and have fun!

facial features and hair:

eye colour:

eye shape:

eyebrow shape:

nose shape:

lip shape and qualities:

lip colour:

ear shape:

face shape:

words that describe my face:

words that describe my smile:

words that describe my eyes:

other fun characteristics:

hair and skin:

hair colour:

hair style:

hair qualities:

skin colour:

skin qualities:

other fun characteristics:

body, posture, and scent:

height:

weight:

body shape:

hand shape:

nail length:

posture:

walk style:

signature scent:

beauty marks or scars:

other fun characteristics:

colored some adrien sketches ✨

I love you dead punctuation marks.

The Greek Gods, described by me:

(pls take this as hc I just have vibes)

Zeus:

That uncle that thinks they're fun at parties, but actually everybody just wants them to shut up and stop talking about the shape of the earth. Knows the truth and what's best for you (hmmm)

Poseidon:

That uncle that is perpetually absent, but very loud when he does show. Teases everyone and never notices that some of it hurts. Has slightly less unhinged ideas about the world than Zeus but is just as annoying about them.

Hades:

The uncle that at least gets how unhinged everything is. Usually has the reasonable arguments but nobody listens. Has no idea what you are up to, but at least he feels bad that he's distant. Hates family gatherings even more than the second generation.

Hera:

True professional. Made bad choices (marrying Zeus) but now guess we'll deal with it. Olympus runs because of her. Being a bastard child does not serve you well, unless what you want actively annoys Zeus, or if you know not to expect a mother figure but approach her as queen.

Demeter:

Tries to fix Olympus sometimes, but it never goes well. Perfectly agreeable until you go after the environment (honestly you go girl). Is a genuinely sweet Mom who probably cries if you get her a gift because she loves you so much. Probably will get a dog to compensate for you growing up and moving out (even if you didn't get kidnapped first)

Hestia:

The best. Always has hot chocolate and a place to unwind. Honestly everyone would be happier if they spent more time with her. Possibly the only God who genuinely knows peace.

Athena:

Oh look, the oldest and gifted too. No coincidence that there was nothing about being happy in that prophecy about her. Is naturally good at pretty much anything she tries, except feelings. Will join in with the first gen's arguments even though there's nothing to be gained, it's just hard to sit by all the bullshit when you know better.

Hephaestus:

Honestly a pretty chill dude. Just wants to make things. Every few hundred years he'll make something evil-scientist-y so Olympus remembers he's not a doormat. Would have coined the word introvert if Hades hadn't beaten him to it.

Aphrodite:

Smarter than you think. Torn between being exactly what everyone sees her as and being anything but. Don't mistake love for harmony, this girl holds her ground and just bc she has emotional intelligence does not mean she won't punch where it really stings.

Ares:

They really screwed this guy over, he's just doing his job. Yes, he will kill you, but not if you're unarmed. Honest, strong, straightforward, and can be gentle as long as not on the battlefield. Give this big man some appreciation and self-esteem, by Styx!

Artemis:

A mythic bitch. Possibly the first ever activist, making a point of breaking gender norms. Smart, capable, and independent. Her views can be a little extreme at times, but you can't deny that running around the woods with a bunch of wild nymphs lesbians imo is massive lifegoals

Apollo:

Fabulous. Cannot pick a hobby to save his life. Is the most competent and put-together medic ever but outside of the tent, he cries about puppy videos. Always torn between "I am the best there ever was" and "I am a failure of a man, a god, a being!"

Hermes:

God of ADHD and we love him for it. Also a little menace who is simultaneously an amazing liar and can't keep his mouth shut when he really should (thankfully he's quick on his feet). Physically unable to take anything seriously.

Dionysus:

Does all the drugs (which is especially crazy given he can actually die) Being the youngest does actually do nothing for him. God of side quests and mayhem. Seriously mess with him and your mental health is gone forever (that explains a lot about me actually)

I’m just going to leave this here

I think the historical treatment of left handed people is objectively the funniest form of bigotry mankind has ever displayed