11 Self-Defense Techniques (That Even A Child Could Use)

reblog if you are a trans cyborg, you support trans cyborgs, or you just really hate Laura Ingraham

severus in the slytherin common room after calling an assembly: ok level with me, which one of you fucks opened the chamber of secrets? i promise i won't get mad.

I’m smiling so much me cheeks hurt 😁

Gibbs x reader - Bets

So I’m absolutely crazy about your blog right now so here is my ask for a Gibbsxreader The R and gibbs are secretly married but then they find out she is pregnant and then the team accidentally finds out about all of it in one day or something I’m not sure if any of that made sense sorry 😳🙊 - @anycsirp

“I bet $50 that it’ll be a girl.”

Gibbs rolled his eyes at you as he carried on eating his breakfast.

“Come on Jethro don’t be such a sour patch.”

He rose his eyebrow at you. A small smirk at his lips.

“Okay, $50 it’s a boy.”

The pair of you shook hands. A wide grin on your face as you bounded up from the table.

“Pleasure doing business Mr. Gibbs! Cya later!”

“Where are you off to (Y/N)?” Gibbs asked amused.

“I have some friends to meet!”

“Okay, I’ll be at the office if you need anything.”

“Love you!”

Slamming the door closed you ran off. Jumping in your car as you took off towards the hospital.

Through the whole appointment you were nervous but when the results came you were bursting with excitement. You didn’t even think about it as you sped towards the Naval Yard. Getting through security without a hitch you bounded into the elevator.

Stopping it on the floor you knew he worked at you got out and tried to spot his familiar silver head but he was no where to be found.

“Can I help you ma’am?”

You turned towards the man. He looked young. A computer nerd.

“So which game is your addiction?”

“W..what?”

“You are a computer nerd, don’t lie to me I know these things.”

“Uhm.. D&D… Who are you?”

Your eyes scanned around again, pouting you turned to him.

“Where is Agent Gibbs? I need to speak with him.”

“He’s in interrogation right now, but you can sit and wait. I’m Agent Tim McGee.”

“(Y/N) Gibbs.” You smiled.

You didn’t even think about it as you said it. You took one look around as he led you to where his team worked. Spotting your husbands coat you sat at his desk despit McGee’s warnings not to.

After a few moments you spotted the man you were looking for and a bright grin spread on your face.

“Jethro! Jethro!”

He gave you a confused look but walked over. Crossing his arms as he gave you an amused smile.

“(Y/N).”

“You owe me 50 bucks, pay up!”

His eyes widened and his jaw slacked. Excitement twinkled in his eyes. Rushing over he pulled you into his arms. Pressing a long kiss to the top of your head.

When he pulled away a wide smile was on his face.

“A girl?”

“Uh huh, we’re going to have a girl!” You squealed throwing yourself at him again.

Gibbs chuckled, catching you mid jump. Holding you tightly against his chest. The pair of you happily stood like that until someone cleared their throat.

“Gibbs.”

“Leon.”

“Who might this be?” Leon asked with a smile.

“(Y/N), my wife.”

“Gibbs is married?!”

“Shut up Tony!”

You giggled a bit when you saw the woman slap Tony in the chest. Turning back to Leon with a smile, you waved at him.

“Well congratulations you two.”

With that he walked away, leaving the trio behind with sheepish looks.

“Is your wife with child?” The woman asked.

“Yes Ziva, (Y/N) is pregnant.” He chuckled.

Ziva grinned, walking over to you. Hugging Gibbs before she turned to you. Looking you up and down before giving you a quick hug as well.

“Congratulations.” She beamed walking away.

McGee nodded his head and went back to his desk while Tony gawked at the pair of you.

“DiNozzo, got a question or can you go back to work?”

“N..no boss.”

He quickly sat back at his desk. Laughing you slapped Gibbs’ chest slightly before leaning up to giving him a short kiss. Linking your hand with his.

“Come on, I want tea.”

“DiNozzo your in charge.” He shouted as you dragge him away

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GIibbs: @kittenlittle24 @anycsirp

All: @sitkafay @havlindzk @drakelover78

Never forget the Battle of Hogwarts

EVERYBODY stop whatever the fuck you’re doing.. and watch this masterpiece

Reblog if you actually give a shit about anyone who’s suicidal or depressed.

No one should scroll past this

Hey guys

Hey guys I know that I don’t post much but I’m hopeong that will change soon. As I will be off college for the summer.

I am taking requests for fanfics for Harry Potter and NCIS fanfics and also feel free to ask questions about anything it could be something silly or serious and I will try my best to reply.

Adorable fanfic

I found this fanfic while scrolling through Tumblr and it’s so adorable.

Harry has is the only wizard who has ever had autism and none of the Professors now how to deal with it and how to help Harry... except Professor Severus Snape.

https://m.fanfiction.net/s/7239464/1/Different-Not-Defective

Best Pixar short?

the big fucking bird that sat on the powerlines and fucking killed all those nasty tiny little shit bitch birds who were mean to him