Th0tsuk1b4kuh03 - ▪︎《♡~ Noire ~♡》▪︎

Rat poison

can we talk about how the weirdest part of staticmoth isn't even the fact that they're toxic to each other?

it's how they both react to each other's toxicity with nonchalance.

like. first, during val's tantrum, val throws a glass at vox, or well, in his vicinity.

then vox just... steps away like it's nobody's business, barely bothered by it.

and later, when it's vox's turn to be angry, he roughly pulls val down, shakes him, and shouts at his face.

then val just... shrugs it off.

usually when you think of a toxic relationship, you'd probably think of person A being toxic to person B then person B biting back just as toxic until it's a back and forth of toxicity, a full-blown fight.

but that. that's not staticmoth. staticmoth is fucking weird in that when one is acting toxic towards the other, the other acts nonchalant and doesn't retaliate. then they switch roles on who the toxic one is and who the nonchalant one is.

I am not at all denying the toxicity in their relationship, but they certainly are a really fucking weird brand of toxic that is just. so hard to describe.

REAL

this image has been living in my mind for the last 2 years

HELL YEAH!!

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And the lucky man is…

D.C.I. Mike McGuire from Whitstable Pearl!

Don’t mind if I do! A lovably grumpy bear of a man, who I would climb like a tree given half the chance!

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Bark like a Cod

Me who sees swimmer athlete bodies every Saturday… Their waists are so slutty.. I'M SORRY, BUT IT'S THE TRUTH- THEIR BROAD SHOULDERS ARE REALLY WIDE COMPARED TO THE REST OF THEIR BODIES, LIKE DAMN-

We need to bring back the athletics body type post

HAWT DAMN

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@birbalertt ??? I will gladly consent, but why?

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Bow chicka wow wow does not define this, lezbe honest

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They couldn't get me killed. (I received asthma instead. I took breathing way too much for granted.) So they doubled it and gave it to the next person.

man . breathing was something I took for granted

I'm so confused, but I'll take it. Sorry Ella! You can hate me. You can be on my haters crew together with Cocksucker (nickname for a friend I have beef with rn).

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