So Dakota Died And Now I’m Crying, Thanks Rick

Being asexual like “10/10, but still would not bang.”

Everyone was so worried about Reyna getting with Apollo only for her to deadass laugh in his face and realize she don’t need no man, we stan a queen

Pillows are also welcome

Same sis, same

Reading Classics be like:

Bro I’m really trying to sympathise with your repression, but could you please tone down the misogyny?

Snakes

Fuck astrology fuck meyers-briggs whatever fuck all of that the real personality test is what animal you were obsessed with when you were 12

stuff I like

- when the person kidnapped by the villain is all ‘no one’s going to come for me’ and 

- someone does, but it’s the person they’d least expect

- EVERYONE COMES because wow, maybe I am depressed because I didn’t think I knew this many people, much less that they liked me

- no one comes and the villain gets pissed on their captive’s behalf and treats them better than their former associates did

- they rescue themselves and everyone’s so impressed but the person yells because I AM CAPABLE AND YOU SHOULD HAVE AT LEAST NOTICED I’D BEEN KIDNAPPED

- they get rescued by a deus ex machina, preferably their dad/mom/grandma/old associate who is exponentially cooler than the heroes 

basically, I like it when people get rescued and get validation

Today’s Plans

Go feral

Grow moss

Overthrow the government

Feed my frogs

Sirens (and other supernatural creatures like this)

Unbelievable this is clearly two cardinals

a squirrel on a branch