Nora In TFC: I’m Going To Invent A Fictional Drug And Call It Something Silly Like “cracker Dust”

Everybody is talking about how Jean called Wymack and Rhemann his fathers, but nobody is talking about how his first reaction to that thought was to be so embarrassed at himself that he fully reached for the door handle to fling himself out of Jeremy’s car on the highway

What does Jeremy have against strawberries

the most unbelievable things from TGR (in no particular order)

- Coach Rhemann secret husband

- Jean thought that Xavier had heart surgery because HE DIDN’T KNOW XAVIER WAS TRANS

- Jeremy apparently napped in a Museum Cafe??

- Other spots Jeremy has napped include: a locker room bench, outdoors on campus, Jean’s business class he was forced to sit through, in his car WHILE DRIVING (3-4 times??)(seriously though where HASN’T this guy napped???）

- Jean didn’t know about the Fourth of July

- JEAN DIDN’T KNOW HIS OWN BIRTHDAY????

- Neil almost got straight-up murdered during a game against Ravens FOR THE SECOND TIME

- ANDREW MINYARD QUIT SMOKING BECAUSE JEAN TOLD HIM THAT ‘NEXT TIME SOMEONE TAKES A SWING AT NEIL ANDREW AND HIS BRISKET LUNGS WOULD HAVE TO WATCH HIM DIE’

- Jean understands capitalism…in THEORY

- If you put together Jeremy, Laila and Cat’s favorite colors you get the bisexual flag

- Jean’s favorite color is brown…LIKE JEREMY’S FUCKING EYES

- Jabberwocky Moreau

i need to [remembers i promised kevin day i wouldn't kill myself] Win the championships for the trojans

andrew minyard will see neil josten and say "is anyone gonna put him in a little outfit" and not wait for a response

Aaron at Eden’s trying to have a good time but he’s surrounded by gays being gay

Its been said before but shoutout to Jean Moreau pouring tap water for his ex-situationship because he was too petty to get cold water from the fridge.

Kevin selling Jean to the Trojans like:

neil josten really said “maybe the real game was the friends we made along the way” and then he also immediately responded to himself with “no i want my fucking championship trophy”