You Forgive, You Forget, But You Never Let It Go

i feel like im in the sims where it takes 5 hours to make pasta and then u have to immediately go to bed

*wakes up, opens phone* and pray tell what horrors have you brought me today

GUARDS!! console me

doesn’t everyone constantly feel like they’re acting. All the time

sometimes it's not your circus and they're not your monkeys but you ARE friends with the clowns. you know?

i need you to be aware that you can make a giant batch of caramelized onions to keep in the freezer and defrost at will. that is legal and they can't stop you. they can't take this from you

the mortal instruments was a wild ass series. gay wizards. cunty vampires. angels nailed to basement floors. the heroine's father claims her boyfriend is his long lost son for like two or three books. werewolves run a chinese restaurant.

just a girl in her room trying to forgive herself