Christmas Special / Especial De Navidad

Lmfao!

I loved wonkasseur's bad attempt to come for you and how you dragged dafuq out of them lol

Wonkasseur is a thirty-year-old adult tumblr who speaks like a hipster kid and reblogs and posts things that look like they were made by elementary children. I thought they were a kid until I read their bio.

I didn't actually need to insult them. It's embarassing enough being 30 on tumblr acting like a child to fit into "fandoms". Someone actually told me that they seriously thought they were a p3do. Phew!

Let's keep pumping out the chocolate!

Mystical, medieval York (@Mal Ada Kh on Facebook)

HAVE A GOOD DAY! - Willy Wonka 🍫

So your eyes are not purple? I mean that's fine of course, but I liked to think there's some kind of magic behind your eyes.

Oh, well...I'm sorry to disappoint you. But there has always been magic behind these eyes, rest assured, dear! It's how I create all my delicious chocolate, you gotta have the vision and the magic! ☺️

I mean i know i’m unlovable but a persons can dream right?

“Death Eaters are oddly good parents” you say when writing that Voldy would chose himself and Bella over Delphi every time (for all intents and purposes this is a joke)

Just because I am able to approach a hypothetical and unlikely tragic situation with rationality and logic as it pertains to my immediate survival does not mean I do not value and appreciate Delphini's presence and would do most everything in my power to preserve her life.

You said you would read a book for us but the original asker never said what book they wanted you to read.. so can you like leave some voice clips on my ask, it can even be quotes?

I would post more to further entrain you but I'm afraid there is a one video limit. Maybe I'll read a book in the near future, someone requested If You Give A Mouse A Cookie, haha! We'll see.

How do you like your tea?

Good night!!!

Goodnight!

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