Lmfao NOOO 💀

Flight of an Owl / In the Blood of Night by Mindaugas Buivydas

i want you to tie me up and choke me while fucking the shit out of me and smack my ass you sexy piece of white chocolate 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼👅💦👉🏼👌🏼

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I think that's enough tumblr for today.

Bye.

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Small announcement, dear folks! ☝️ Starting sometime in the near future, I will begin posting weekly (or biweekly) video content called "TheWillyWonka Radio", which will consist of various music and white noise playlists. Because I have received messages and questions dealing with depression and insomnia, this content will be especially for those who love ASMR, are studying or need help with their sleeping and relaxing habits. As stated before, videos will be posted either once a week or biweekly, hopefully, should I find the time. Each week there will be a different music genre, from house, to techno, R&B, funk, jazz, rock and lofi. And different ambiences, from crackling fireplaces to waterfalls, thunder storms, rain and nature sounds. Also, I would just like to add that a dear friend of mine has recently informed me that my blog name has become a used hashtag among other tumblrs, and I'm very delighted to hear that! I had no idea I would be growing this fast or my posts still being reblogged! I couldn't be more appreciative! ☺️

Now. Back to the announcement. If you like jamming or sleeping and you can dig what I'm laying down, then tune in to TheWillyWonka Radio in the future! ✨

That's all, folks!

Cya sometime in the future.

- Willy Wonka 🍫

Caramel Apple Cookies

I don't wanna talk about it, but here's a few old pictures of me growing up:

🌷🌼 Send this to ten bloggers you think are wonderful. Keep the game going! (no pressure)🌼🌷

Aww! Well you're just as sweet as sugar, aren't you? I'm happy to hear you enjoy my blog, dear!

When people make themself look retarded

Just unfollow them lmao 🤷🏻‍♀️

Like who's gonna see that as offensive they probably won't even notice like who tf looks in their "follower"-list on the regular

Aww, is somebody having a bad day? You must be the obviously offended cat that recently followed me that I was talking about. Hi, I'm Willy. Nice to meet you, anonymous scaredy cat.

Now. For your information, I never said anyone looks at their followers on a regular basis, I said I receive notifications about random blank accounts following me on a regular, einstein. Which everyone on tumblr also complain about because a lot of people are having problems with spam bots. Learn to read and comprehend. It'll help you look less dumb in the future. Have a nice day. 😊

“Don't you understand, don't you understand that unhappiness is just as necessary to man as happiness?”

— Fyodor Dosteovsky, Demons.

Silly question:

Are you bad at math?

No, I'm actually really good at math, to my own surprise.

I have always hated numbers until they had to be incorporated into my business (pricing, costs, investments, income, salaries, etc). Maybe that's why I'm good at math after all.