The Bedtime Situation Is Crazy

i really hate when men make art or post their photography and its just young beautiful woman naked young beautiful woman naked young beautiful woman naked like you're actually a caveman at that point, nothing artistic about that. sex obsessed pests. boring too. go and make some art about god or the beauty of nature of anything that doesn't involve a young beautiful woman naked. impossible challenge for you.

AU: kukaan tuntematon sotilas hahmo ei kuollu ne vaa meditoi

i like how at five guys they're like oh you want one burger okay "ONE LITTLE BURGER" and then the guy cooking the burger is like "ONE LITTLE BURGER FOR BABY FAGGOTS THAT CAN ONLY HANDLE ONE PATTY COMING UP" and then if you can't finish it they make you wear a maid costume and handcuff you to the sink in the men's bathroom

dear people with OCD: the next time you have spiraling & intrusive thoughts, what-ifs, or catastrophizing scenarios, I am sending a cardigan-wearing 46-year old NYU professor directly into your brain and he says "Aaaaand scene!!!" and he claps his hands slowly. and he says "Wow. Wow. Powerful stuff. Evocative imagery. A little bit post-modern, a little bit hysterical realism in the vein of Don Delilo but let's pause right here." and you will recognize your thoughts as a perplexing avant-garde film shown to an audience of 15 liberal arts students who are now trying to get a good grade and sleep with their professor.

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Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

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I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

The funniest part is that you can’t escape. This is it

Happiness Will Come To You.

u used to be able to put a dvd in your computer. and then u could watch it