Everyone Had Way Too High Of Expectations For 2020 So That’s Why I’m Starting 2021 With Absolutely

Ok wtf is happening at camp halfblood to make 2020 such a trainwreck? Like, Percy Jackson can you hurry up and finish your quest?

Life lessons with a massive dumbass:

• don’t touch a stove top burner while it’s on

• don’t touch a pan that just came out of the oven

• don’t put metal in the microwave

• don’t forget to put water with top ramen or else it will catch fire

• don’t put taco shells in the toaster and then let it catch on fire and nearly burn the kitchen down

• don’t touch the metal things on a charger while plugging it into an outlet bc it will electrocute you

All learned from experience😁

Not offended, just exhausted- Jammi Dodger

This is my new life motto

Lmao it’s true

If u ever wanna hit on me pls be obvious I am stupid.

No joke, if you happen to know where you can buy an actual pirate ship, like one you can sail on and live in, please hit me up.

Ever just vacuum to make yourself feel like a functioning human being

Sooooo idk what this means but I kinda vibe with it

Who would you be in a fantasy society

im just here for a good time but i feel so attacked rn

Reblog if you have read fan fiction better than some published books

Help me prove a point