That Is Literally Me In A Nutshell! 🕷️❤️🤣

S-...so splendor has a praise kink right? So do you think his other brothers would have fav kinks & maybe a fav s3x position(s) to?😳

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Of course they do! Putting this one under a cut.

C.W. Descriptions of sex. Minors DNI

Slenderman Headcanons: Sex & The Slender Brothers

Note: I also recommend reading the post: Slenderman Headcanon: Lovemaking 

Slenderman

Slender loves using his tendrils during sex. While you can expect gentle exploration, teasing and even some penetration with his tendrils, his favorite use for them is for bondage purposes. Nothing too crazy, but he especially likes holding his partners up with his tendrils as well as using the extra appendages to bind their hands or stuff their mouths.  

I don’t think Slender is aware of it himself but he has a thing for having sex while standing. Standing over someone as he rails them just does it for him and gives him a comforting sense of control. He can do the ‘horizontal tango’ but only with someone he trusts and when he’s feeling particularly intimate.  

Small amounts of pain during sex is also something he enjoys. Small nicks and scrapes from sharper teeth get him worked up and if he hasn’t bound your hands and trusts you enough then the feeling of claws scraping against his skin is lovely. 

Offenderman

Are you really going to do this to him? Make him pick a favorite kink and sex position? It’s like asking a parent their favorite child or a drowning man his favorite flavor of air. 

All sex is good sex.

Well, all sex is good sex so long as you’re not pounding him in the ass. He’s tried it (a lot) and unfortunately it just doesn’t do it for him. 

Trenderman

He wants to be all up in your business. No matter if he’s topping or bottoming, he wants to be in a position where he can feel as much of his partner as possible. 

Whether this means chest-to-chest, chest-to-back or anything else, he wants to be absolutely crushed against his partner.  

He wants to be doted on in his sexual encounters and this includes receiving extensive foreplay. He’s still very touchy during foreplay, whether it’s wrapping his legs or arms around his partner or just placing his hands on them. 

He also loves inflicting pain during sex. He’s mindful not to do anything that could cause permanent damage or put off his partners too much, so often it’s just scraping his claws down their back or grazing their skin with his teeth. However, if given the chance he would do a lot more. 

Splendorman

As previously stated he has a praise kink. 

He doesn’t have much experience with sex so I doubt even he knows his favorite positions but he’s definitely open to experimenting. He gets a lot of sexual enjoyment from pleasing his partner so I could imagine that his favorite position changes depending on the partner he’s with.   

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Thanks so much for the ask!

I was, yes! And lost my account (shame-of-chimical) unfortunately. I was both stunned and a bit heart-broken at first when I saw that John and Sherlock "broke up". But maybe that was for the best. At least so it seems. Both have new roleplay partners as well by now. But it wasn't as good without you anyways! 🕷️❤️🥰😍😘☺️😉😌😁🥳🥹🥺✨👉🏻👈🏻

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Lestrade! My goodness, it's been so long! It's very nice to see you again and have you back here on Tumblr! How have you been in the meantime? And thank you for the compliment! I appreciate that! 🕷️❤️🥰😍😘☺️😉😌😁🥳🤭🥹🥺✨👉🏻👈🏻

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It's about to be a white Christmas...😏

Hey could I get some good omens content? Maybe Aziraphale x fem reader headcanons?

sorry for getting to this so late! 

- if you have long hair this boy will definitely braid it all the time. 

- if he gets attached he will stick to you like glue. 

- he always is attempting to get you to smile. 

- is a total cuddler 

- his main nickname for you would be darling or sweetheart 

- it is very easy to fluster him 

- if you’re into reading he will find you very old books 

- if you get sick he will not leave your side until you get better 

- he was very flustered the first time you called him baby 

- he tries to keep pda to a minimum around Crowley, but he sometimes slips up :)

- if he ever gets jealous just pepper him in kisses 

- gives the best birthday gifts 

- he’s not much of a flirter but when he does prepare to be flustered 

- loves to carry you either it be in his arms or on his back 

- if you’re ever sad he will cuddle with you and attempt to get you to laugh 

- if ya’ll ever fight just make sure to give him space, he’ll come around 

Can you please do a head cannon for a s/o who is from Japan and is never really seen without some Green or Bubble tea and also always wears these cute kawwai Japanese clothes.(tbh it'd be cool if they were so pro with using chopsticks). It'd be great if you can do it with Masky, Hoodie, Toby, Jeff and BEN? Would also want them to keep on telling them to try some of the stuff they eat like sushi. Sorry if it's too long it's my first time requesting for Creepypasta headcannons ;w;

They’re all food nerds. 

Masky

Masky likes tea, but he’s more of a coffee kind of guy.

He wouldn’t think anything much of the style, except that if you try to put him in any cute clothing he’ll bite your fingers.

Unless it’s an edgy jacket that makes him look cool.

But he will accept any snacks.

He likes anything spicy, and sweet for that matter.

He’s a slut for Hi-Chews.

Once you introduce him to the candy, he’ll eat one after every cigarette.

If you speak Japanese to him, he’ll literally stare at you for 20 seconds and try to process whatever tf you just said.

This boi loves fish, and loves sushi for that matter.

Has 100% ate a glob of wasabi and proceeded to regret every single one of his life decisions.

But he’ll eat anything with noodles in it.

And Ramen is his favorite go-to.

Hoodie

Hoodie’s chill asf.

He doesn’t watch much anime except for the mainstream ones, and even those he doesn’t watch all the way through.

But he likes Ghibli films.

He absolutely loves Bubble tea, and he loves the bubbles more bc he’s a total slut for anything tapioca.

It’s his favorite pudding flavor.

Put together an outfit for him and he’ll wear the cutest shit.

Pink shirt, white jeans, kawaii uwu hat, just an entire pink aesthetic will be his jam for the entire day.

He likes anything sweet, so he’ll eat any Japanese snacks you throw his way.

He also doesn’t mind sushi, and he loves anything with chicken in it. Especially if it’s spicy.

He’ll eat a full ball of wasabi for 5 bucks.

Toby

He thinks it’s so cool!

He only watches some anime, he’s more into movies bc he has such a short attention span.

Other than that he doesn’t know much about Japanese culture.

Except that’s it’s cute as all heck.

He doesn’t know how to save his money, so he’s always adding stuff to your collection as little presents.

And maybe some things for himself to match.

He loves the candy, though.

And other tasty Japanese snacks.

Pocky and seaweed chips?

Yes please!~

He will love sushi after you introduce it to him!

And he’ll get a hang of chopsticks through his tics.

He likes tea, so he’s willing to make some for the both of you.

Aka failing terribly and having you make it instead.

Or just buy it from a nearby shop.

Jeff

He’ll steal all of your Japanese snacks that you’ve ordered.

And maybe some plushies.

He thinks the pocky game is dumb, but he lowkey wants to play it.

He doesn’t know how to play tho.

And he just wants to kiss you so this dumbass just fucking deepthroats it and CHOKEs.

He doesn’t know how to use chopsticks, and frankly, he’s too stubborn to try.

This heathen watches dubbed anime and if the anime doesn’t have a dub, he isn’t watching it.

He doesn’t like tea, so you don’t have to worry about him drinking any of it.

But he’ll take the ‘bubbles’ out when you’re done, freeze them, and keep them in his pocket to throw them at people.

He’s just an asshole like that.

But he likes all of the Japanese clothes and merch.

But he won’t eat sushi, he doesn’t like fish in general. (Except for basics like crab, lobster and shrimp). And he’ll scream if you offer him fish eggs.

BEN

He’s a McFreakin weeb.

He’s watches way too much anime and eats too many pocky sticks.

His favorite is strawberry and green tea.

So when you come into his life he just has to fangirl about everything you do and own.

He can speak some Japanese, but not a lot.

Everything he’s learned has been from anime.

And hentai

He wears a lot of Japanese clothing too, even if it’s just bs aesthetic stuff that says “Cool guy” in Japanese.

And like, anime action figures and basic merch.

BEN can pretend that he knows what he’s doing with chopsticks.

But he can’t eat stuff like rice or anything small that he has to pick up.

He’s the kind of guy that stabs the piece of meat to eat it with the chopstick.

He’ll take a drink of your bubble tea, find a way to get one of the 'bubbles’ in his mouth and then proceed to spitball it as a very dangerous projectile at your butt.

Also, if you want to piss off Jeff just have a conversation in full Japanese.

More like, you speak all of the Japanese and BEN only knows like 12 full sentences and keeps repeating them in different tones.

Hello. Can you do boyfriend scenarios with Ronald knox (from kuroshitsuji / Black Butler). Like how he takes care of his s/o, and how he acts with them.

Wow, it’s been so long since I’ve done anything on this blog, man. And since this is more like headcanons I hope you don’t mind that’s what I’m doing.

Ronald Knox 

He’d love taking care of you, especially when you’re sick. He’d be all giggly and super loving, but also kind of a dick. He’d definitely tease you about getting ill so easily.

He’s an even bigger goofball when you’re around, because then it’s easier for him to love and hug up on you. He’s joking and very playful.

Usually he’s very energetic and sarcastic around you, but when he’s around others he’s very overprotective.

When his glasses are off, his hearing is heightened and when he sleeps next to you he likes to listen to your breathing.

He likes surprise kisses.

You're drunk after four beer already?

Okay alright so i had four beers and some hot and sour instant noodles for dinner and decided to treat my future self to a less shitty hangover in the morning so i grabbed the half full mug of water that had been sitting on my kitchen counter for 36 hours and took a big swig but felt something in my mouth and this is what i spat out

*I scream in terror and scurry off, scaring the shit out of a few dozen people in the bar as I flee.*

Tarantula: May I have a coke please

Waitress: All we have is Pepsis is that okay?

*Tarantula sweating nervously*: Y-you have what

The Gift

Summary: Out of nowhere, your husband receives a gift from you.

A/N: This came to me last night after thinking of what type of mail people receive. Here's one I hope you enjoy.

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The Owl Postal Service in Hogwarts was, if not, consistent in their delivery time.

This time being, the hour after breakfast started for everyone to ensure that no disruptions, except important missives, were to be received during class hours.

Your tawny barn owl sailed through the Great Hall, over the heads of students and staff, and landed on the High Table in front of its’ intended recipient, your husband, their dark and grumpy Potions Professor, Severus Snape.

It was uncommon for the Potions’ Professor to receive anything but Potions’ ingredients, his usual Potions’ Journal subscription, or official mail either from the Ministry or the Order so the package, a neatly wrapped gift in royal green paper, silver ribbon, and a tag attached, accompanied by a letter in your distinct handwriting was bound to attract attention.

“Is there a special occasion?” the Headmaster’s eyes twinkled upon the sight of the young Potions’ Master quite confused,

“No,” Severus answered, “Not that I know of,”

His thoughts a mile a minute through his brain, slowly, internally panicking. His eyes locked at the present in front of him. Did he forget YOUR birthday? God no, you’d thoroughly celebrated every time the day came around. Did he forget his birthday? Did he forget an anniversary? Did he forget a muggle holiday that you loved to celebrate? No, so what was this doing here?

“It’s wrapped beautifully,” Minerva remarked, from across Dumbledore, “Will you open it?”

He does. First, the letter.

“Sev,” your voice echoed through his brain, “I know you’re probably trying to think of any reason why I would send a gift to you on a normal day.”

You know him far too well.

“Just stop. Do I need a reason to send a gift to the one I love when I feel like it?” a soft smile slowly formed on his lips as he read that line, his colleagues’ interest piqued at the change, “It’s from our holiday and other events, I hope you like it. I know I did. I love you, I’ll see you when I get home,”

Your letter was swiftly tucked in his robes after then taking the package from your owl. Severus proffered a treat for them, and they happily ate before it perched itself on his shoulder. His hands gently tugged on the silver to unwrap the gift.

His initials and yours, on the cover of a leather-bound enchanted photo album.

On the first page of your story, the title page, if the album was a muggle document, was a candid photo from your most recent vacation. Your arms wrapped around his. His figure was behind yours in a hug. Your faces were engulfed in laughter after a guide failed to land a joke against him.

“Oh,” Severus whispered, Your gift was amazing. How did he get so lucky to deserve you?

“That’s a rare sight,” Filius said, by his right, “Severus smiling and speechless,”

“She’s beautiful, Severus,” Albus complimented,

“We look forward to meeting her,” Minerva said,

Their words fell on deaf ears.

Beneath the photo album, in a frame, there was another photo of the both of you from afar. This moment was captured by a charmed camera that you didn’t even know was there until after it happened. In the wilds of Wizarding Britain, on your first date, underneath the stars, he’d kissed the back of your hand, admitted his affections, and asked if he could kiss you. To which you shyly agreed, and received the sweetest kiss you’d ever experienced.

This he could place on his desk. The others were not up for public consumption.

“If you’ll excuse me, Professors, I must send a response,”

Sibling shit the Slender Brothers do

Offender loves to walk into anyone’s room and just knock every down, close laptops, turn off lights, unplug gaming consoles, and just be a nuisance to those around him. Massive middle child energy that always requires attention

Splendor has mastered these gigantic puppy eyes to get what he wants.

Trender absent mindedly straightens shirts and brushes dirt off of the shoulders of friends and family, he was so used to catering to Splendor it carried over into his adult life.

Slender pointing at the ugly painting on the 3rd floor, “That’s you”

Splendor randomly cuddles up to people he likes, and stays there for the next 12 hours and threatens them if they move.

Offender doing that fake punching thing, or the “I’m not touching you.”

Slender locking his brothers outside and then staring at them through the window.

Trender yelling for Slender and then not replying so Slender has to keep saying “what”.

Splendor holding blackmail against l i t e r a l l y everyone he knows, but he only uses it when necessary.

Offender, Trender, and Splendor staring at people for way too long just to aggravate them, more specifically Slender.

Slender physically restraining himself not to fix Tim’s messy hair, or tie Liu’s scarf.

If one of the brothers has a s/o, they’re automatically a sibling-in-law and will now be annoyed by four people at once.

“Slender get out of my room.”

“I’m not in your room.” He is in the doorway.

Slender dragging people off of the couch or chair if they’re in his spot.

Trender hitting Offender and then running away at the speed of light.

Splendor walking into Slenders room at 3 am “slender i threw up”

“Splendor, you’re almost 260 years old. Deal with it yourself.”

“I’m calling mom.”

“waIT NO, would you like some sprite dearest little brother :)?”