Absolutely! I'm Always Up For Some Good Food! 🕷️🥰😘😍❤️☺️😌🥳😋😉😁

I'll take that as a yes! 🕷️❤️😘🥰😍😇🙂☺️😉😌🤤😏😁🤭😋💯👀👉🏻👈🏻

merry crimemas, what crime are you planning on committing?

sodomy

Thanks, Sherlock! 🕷️❤️😍🥰😘😄😁😆😅😂🤣😉☺️😌🥹🫠👉🏻👈🏻

What's more fitting for Valentine's Day than a heart? Besides a beheading, of course. Although the organ responsible for the feeling of "love", or also known as massive release of Oxytocin and Dopamine, is the brain. But culturally the heart is seen as the residing place of love. Although the heart does express Oxytocin receptors and can respond to it, in experiments even inducing stem cells to regenerate the heart. Maybe love does have its use after all.

Anyway, have a microscopy picture of a heart, showing cardiomyocytes.

Fluffy relationship headcanons with Grell? (pretty please)

//No problem, dear :) Please enjoy//

Grell

She is the biggest romantic there ever was. Anything relatively romantically cliché will make her swoon like there is no tomorrow. If her partner gives her flowers or chocolates, she may just faint in their arms.

She is a huge cuddler and touchy-feely person. She loves just being in contact with her partner and knowing they are there.

Although she may not always show it, she really needs reassurance, and adores it whenever her partner compliments her/tells her they love her.

She would need a partner who could put up with her dramatic reactions, and wouldn’t mind if she squealed and fussed over how adorable they are.

Dates would be a big thing for her, as she would always want to go out and flaunt their relationship.

Telling her she is a “deadly efficient” reaper would boost her confidence immensely, although she already knows she’s the best one around. If her partner were to tell her this, she would not be able to wait until she could brag about it to all of the other reapers when she went to work next.

Well, appearantly you haven't! 🕷️❤️🥰😍😘☺️😉😌😁🥳🤣😂👉🏻👈🏻

Hewwo! Guess what! I became a bird mommy to a beautiful () female crow just this morning and she's a precious, very non-aggressive and super chill sweetheart! 🕷️❤️🥰😍😘🥳😁😌😉😳🥺🥹☺️😇✨👉🏻👈🏻

A spider raising a crow.

And here I believed I have seen everything.

Aww, highfuctioning sociopath or not, you're a sweet guy, Sherlock! Also, it would be pretty funny of Holmium was a gas, sadly though, it isn't! 🕷️❤️🥰😍😘😄😁😆😉😌☺️🤣😂😅💯👀👉🏻👈🏻

... I can't even send a gif? Boooring!

Fascinating that you have been testing it.

Are you bored or are you jealous of the new case I'm working on?

Happy Valentine's Day, by the way! To you and to @thedetectivefrom221b!! 🕷️❤️🥰😍😘😄😁😆😉☺️😌👉🏻👈🏻

... I can't even send a gif? Boooring!

Fascinating that you have been testing it.

Are you bored or are you jealous of the new case I'm working on?

I'm here! Fashionably late, but present! 🕷️❤️😘😍🥰🥹🥺🤣😂😅👀🥳😉😁😳😏🙂👉🏻👈🏻

14 tell me 14

14: Do you miss someone?

It's usually the other way around.

Your favorite tarantula is back! 🕷️🥰😘😍❤️🥺

So I was in Sweden for two and a half month and it was great! Unfortunately I couldn't access my mobile data (we didn't have wifi) for some reason and whatever I tried to make ot work didn't change anything!

When I went into Tumblr though when I did have wifi (at someone else's place) I couldn't access my old account ( @shame-of-chimical ) anymore so I had to set up a new one.

But I'm happy to be back and I missed you guys (I really missed spending time with Irene, sitting on Jim's nice and warm hand and Sherlock's awesome deductions and scientific explanation about things, but also I missed talking to Harry and the banter between John and Sherlock for example!)

But on that note, hello to @twireneadler, @criminalisticonsultant, @consult-sherlockholmes, @consultjohnwatson , @mrs-hudsons-blog, @mrs-turners-blog, @atamh, @antheaisntmyname, @therealharrywatson, @a-victorian-girl, and @everyone else that I might not have mentioned in my post! 🕷️🥰😘😍❤️🥺😭☺️😌😋😁😉😇🥳

You could still try it, I'm all ears, sweetheart! 🕷️❤️🥰😘😍🥺🥹😅☺️😉😁😌🤣😂👉🏻👈🏻

Does your broken butt fell better today, Sherly? 🕷️❤️🥰😘😍🥺🥹😭😳🥲😅☺️😉😁😌😂🤣👉🏻👈🏻

My posterior is not broken. The majority of it consists of muscles like the gluteus maximus, which you can't really break.

Concerning my bruised non-injured coccyx and sacrum, I might have palpated them when if I had fallen on them. And the theoretical palpation showed no broken or moving parts. No x-ray necessary given that a broken coccyx can't be treated with a cast anyway given you can't immobilise the bone properly.

But of course such a theoretical injury takes some days to heal and several impact points on legs and arms have bruises when you fall down the stairs. Hematoma usually take a few weeks to heal, as well as the pain to lessen. All theoretical, of course.

Slender Man headcanons?

Slenderman Headcanons

Ooh boy

Probably not the worst boss in the world, not the best one either.

He's so emotionally cold. He tells jokes all the time but no one can tell.

He's about 14 feet tall 😬

He likes to go out and find Proxies and Housemates himself.

He always forgets who he sends on missions and Masky always has to plan it 🤣

He's actually a pretty good father figure. If there were more Slender-type beings I'm sure he would have a couple of kids by now.

Super family oriented, won't admit it.

Sometimes he takes in new Proxies just to baby them. They end up dying quickly though because they think they're safe from him.

He always knows who's in the mansion and who isn't.

He works on the very top floor of the mansion.

Doesn't really need sleep, so he uses his time for virtual meetings with other Urban Legends and High Status Pastas.

Him, Zalgo, and Puppeteer have a FEUD.

No they won't talk good about one another. If you ask what it is, they grumble. 😬

In reality, they're all just power hungry. :/

Doesn't really like the demons in the mansion, but they are good workers, so he keeps them around.

Slender would 100% use his tendrils to do shit. Yes they make the pasta's heads hurt.

Does he give a shit? No.

Since he technically makes the Proxies work, he pays them. Nobody knows where this money is from.

Hint, he robs banks.

Slender used to have an emo-type phase when he was about 6,000 years old. There's drawings of it.

Kills those who find out about the mansion and their loved ones. If you're not dead, chances are you are going to become a Proxy.

He likes to knit items for the housemates. He made Jeff a beanie. Jeff wears it in winter. :>

He is also surprisingly good at cooking, but makes Sadie do it.

I hope these were okay!