I Remember Seeing Them Perform This Live On My Campus.. My Jaw Dropped Within 10 Seconds.

Tablet: Woah, easy! I was planning on waiting till you were back to your old self! ... Was my message not clear, or was I a bit too theatrical with the request?

Tablet: Well, bear in mind: I usually play my games with humans, but they tend to be too “fragile,” shall we say. However, you, I’ve heard, are quite the swordsman in a proper form. And do consider my offer: you’re used to possessing bodies by now, and the body I’d draw would be devoid of a soul; you wouldn’t be fighting for control or anything, like with your other possessions. So think of this: I draw you a new - and, if requested, improved - swordsman body. In return, you take me up on a challenge…

… to test my improved A Form’s blade against your own? ((Sorry for the submission instead of an ask. You’d been drawing Dark Matter in my responses, I felt bad that you were going that far for lil’ old me, and I can’t use pictures and Ask at the same time ;w; Thank you for answering so often~!))

“I understand the offer, but there’s really no need for a new body. I like how my default form is, and it lets me not worry about small physical wounds.”

The matterling tried to cross what he could of his ‘arms’.

“I also don’t posses much more, only if I have to. It takes energy, so your idea would hinder me.”

There was a pause, as he looked at the other, transformed?

And then, Swordsman grabbed his Rainbow Sword. Better safe than sorry.

“I’m not in a fighting mood, in this form, such a challenge now is cowardly. I’d like if you would be willing to wait before fighting me. I’ll be willing to spar another day, even if I don’t take up the other offer.”

Hey remember when US and Russia was all like “We’re the best!!! We’ve won the space race!!!!” But India sent a kick-ass space probe to Mars and the whole mission was fuel efficient, costed less and a roaring success in the first try and then they were like “…..wait no that can’t be true” and still have the audacity to call us “underdeveloped” or only view us as a ‘third world country’? :)

For anyone who needs more info, the probe was called Mangalyaan (which literally means space probe vehicle) or Mars Orbiter Mission (MOM) and you can also get more information here and here

Force my Muse to Spill their Secrets

🌧- For a heavy, emotional secret

🙃- For a lighter, slightly embarrassing secret

🌟- For a secret wish or desire of theirs

🍏- For something they secretly wish didn’t exist

🍎- For something they secretly wish did exist

❤️- For a secret crush

📲- Talk about someone/something you dislike, but only pretend to like

👁‍🗨- Talk about someone/something you like, but pretend to dislike

🍻- For something bad/mischievous you did as a child or teen that your parents don’t know about

🌜- For a ‘weird’ habit or tic that no one knows about

💃- For a talent that they like to keep hidden from others

🏹- For a talent they wish they had

👻- For something that scares or disturbs them, but they refuse to tell anyone

☢️- For a controversy or scandal they have been able to keep mostly under wraps

🐇- For a secret item they keep (stuffed animal, comfort object, etc)

📒- For a secret journal/diary they keep (Bonus: Share an entry from it!)

📔- For a secret sketchbook they keep (Bonus: Share a sketch or doodle within it!)

🖤- For something they secretly wish they could do with your muse

❓- Free Space! Ask them about a specific secret!

Yeah. Nebula just happened to demonically possess one of the peeps who stole the cake. Little did Nebula know that that was his death wish signed, stamped, and notarized.

Tips That Can Save Your Kid’s Life.

Abled Person: Hey man, can you hold this wad of $2,000 and this one penny for me while I open my wallet?

Disabled Person: YOU COMPLETE AND UTTER FOOL!

The United States Government:

(Watch how many people don’t get this.)

I've been gone a while and seem to have come back to some grade-SS stupidity. Keep it going!

Please share this! I can’t stress how important this is.

I’m not good at tagging things, add as you see fit.

"Ah, you're back to your old self, Swordsman!" remarked Tablet. "So, do you still wanna duel?" The demon prince readies his wand behind his back, hopeful.

“Ah, you again…”

The matterling thought for a moment, before giving a small nod.

“It would be a decent distraction, so sure, I suppose.”

EX-FREAKING-CUSE ME??????????????