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i know it's a lot of work for authors to write new books or whateverrr but this is honestly getting ridiculous :/// would it kill victor hugo to drop a new book already? it feels like it's been ages since les miserables came out which sucks bc he literally has a thriving audience on here.. ugh he hasn't been active online in forever too. refusing to confirm enjolras' canon sexuality was already problematic but this is just :// i'm honestly thinking of unstanning him

x files studies but this time I tired to achieve that VHS feeling. I very vaguely remember watching some episodes as a kid, and I think this is as close as I've ever got to recreating that memory of a small, grainy tv in a dark room

You should probably keep walking

i had a dream that time travel was invented and too many people choose to travel back in time to save the titanic from sinking (the question of whether unsinking of the titanic deserved so much attention in the face of human history was the subject of both heavy academic and online discourse), which caused a rift in the space-time-continuum that led to the titanic showing up indiscriminately all over the world’s oceans and sea in various states of sinking.

this caused a lot of issues both in terms of fixing said space-time-continuum and in terms of nautical navigation, and after a long and heavy battle in the international maritime organization it was decided that the bureaucratic burden of dealing with this was to be upon Ireland, much to their dismay. the Irish Government then released an app for all sailors and seafarers so they could report titanic sightings during their journeys, even though they heavily dissuaded you from reporting them given the paperwork it caused.

anyway i woke up with a clear image of the app in my head and needed to recreate it for all of you:

Is this anything

The Archivist meets the Archive.

Anyone remember this pic of mulder and scully lol

I forgot the rat and I don’t want to hear a word about it

do you think every cardinal has a hypothetical pope name already chosen in their head

It's so nice being on tumblr because you don't even have to make your own post but people would still follow you anyways if you're good at rebloging posts they like