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Characters who are so compassionate that it borders on self-sacrifice. Characters who are so broken by the cruelty of the world that they make it their mission to save as many people as they can. Characters who don't know how to and don't want to be selfish. Characters who are collapsing on themselves but still devote themselves to others' wellbeing. Characters who hate themselves but have an uncanny ability to see past others' scars and mistakes.

Just... characters who are so hellbent on being kind to others that they don't notice their own self-destruction.

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Les Mis facial hair headcanons

Because it’s the 19th century, your favs aren’t going to be clean shaven. Disclaimer that I know fuck all about historical facial hair, this is all vibes based

Jean Valjean

During his Monsieur Madeleine phase I think he has very respectable moustache, nothing crazy but very well groomed because he’s presenting himself as this bourgeois gentleman. Basically the same as the 1978 movie.

I think he grows out a full beard in the convent, partially as a disguise but also I think he wanted a change. Still very well groomed to keep up appearances and also because Cosette would tell him off if he didn’t look after himself.

Javert

Canonically has whiskers/sideburns and since Hugo pointed them out specifically I’m going to assume they’re very prominent like the photo below. Also he’s bald because I said so.

Thénardier

During his innkeeper era I think he has some crazy beard situation going on like the photo below, he thinks it makes him look like a distinguished businessman. After he loses the inn, he just completely lets himself go, which probably helps his begging scheme.

Tholomyès

I’m going to agree with the 2018 BBC series for once and say he has some shitty sideburns. He thinks he looks like a romantic regency hero, I think he looks like a prick.

Enjolras

The only one I’m accepting as completely clean shaven. He’s the marble lover of liberty, his skin is smooth as butter. Clean shaven is a misnomer, he actually just can’t grow a beard.

Marius

I think he really really wants to grow an awesome moustache like his cousin Théodule (who we all know has the sexiest facial hair in Les Misérables) but he just can’t grow one like but that won’t stop him from trying. He’s got one of those tiny thin moustaches that seem to be in fashion (think Timothee Chalamet). He cannot pull it off. Cosette spends months trying to find a polite way to tell him to shave.

Courfeyrac

One person I do think can rival Théodule’s moustache game is Courfeyrac. Just an amazing stache. He spends hours making sure it looks just right before he goes out. It’s his pride and joy. Really doesn’t help Marius’ low facial hair self esteem.

Combeferre

Sensible goatee thing (idk beards). Stylish and practical.

Bahorel

The full Karl Marx. Can’t be a lawyer looking like that (probably).

i know it's a lot of work for authors to write new books or whateverrr but this is honestly getting ridiculous :/// would it kill victor hugo to drop a new book already? it feels like it's been ages since les miserables came out which sucks bc he literally has a thriving audience on here.. ugh he hasn't been active online in forever too. refusing to confirm enjolras' canon sexuality was already problematic but this is just :// i'm honestly thinking of unstanning him

Thing WE (yes, WE) are doing if we wake up as Enjolras

- Plan the Revolution with the homies 🍻🇫🇷

- Hang out with Eponine, give her a nice home 🏡😊

- Doing a lil speech at the barrier du Maine 🗣️

- CRACK GRANTAIRE

- Take care of our dear barricade 🪑🛌

- CRACK GRANTAIRE

- CRACK GRANTAIRE

- Debate with Combeffere 🤔

- CRACK THE ALCOHOLIC

- CRACK THE CYNICAL NON MEMBER OF THE FRIENDS OF THE ABC

- CRACK GRANTAIRE

- CRACK GRANTAIRE

- CRACK THE GUY WHO’S IN LOVE WITH US

- CRACK THE STINKY UGLY NON BELIEVER

- CRACK GRANTAIRE

- CRACK BIG R

- CRACK GRANTAIRE

“What if I write it and it’s bad-”

WHAT IF YOU WRITE IT AND ITS GOOD? WHAT IF YOU WRITE IT AND ITS EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANTED? WHAT THEN????

they should have leftist infighting as an event at the next olympics

It's so nice being on tumblr because you don't even have to make your own post but people would still follow you anyways if you're good at rebloging posts they like

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