Honestly Thinking About That One Time Where I Was Spooning A Boy And Drawing Figures On His Tummy And

Today is children's day here. So I went to a nightclub with some friends and the place was giving free drinks to anyone who was shorter than 5'0"/1.55 m to celebrate the date. From all the group, I was the only one that was asked for her ID (because baby face) but no free drinks (because I'm taller). I think I deserved at least one ಠ_ಠ

Lawrence was in my dream and I was swooning over him the whole time

Like someone had fallen and needed help but the voices literally faded away when I looked at him and played fuckin ROMANTIC MUSIC IM GONNA DIE

I honestly hate what the What’s Next Brigade did to fashion dolls aimed at tween girls. “Passion For Fashion” was supposed to mean “buy clothes that make you happy” but the What’s Next Brigade (which was combined of media, Karen-style parents, and people wanting to uphold the patriarchy) twisted it to parents that it was pushing the narrative of “buying clothes is the only thing that will make you happy”.

I loved the fact that Bratz and Monster High were originally designed wearing short skirts and crop tops and high heels because it was the first time I’d seen female characters who dressed like that presented as doing it because it made them happy, not “just to get attention from boys” or “rebelling because of bad parenting”.

“But they make girls think it’s ok to dress like that!” IT IS OK TO DRESS LIKE THAT IF DRESSING LIKE THAT MAKES YOU FUCKING HAPPY!!

“But it’s encouraging girls to be slutty!” YOU KEEP USING THAT WORD AND I DON’T THINK YOU KNOW WHAT IT MEANS, KAREN!!

“But it’s telling girls that spending a lot of money on clothes is the only way to be happy!” I DON’T KNOW IF YOU NOTICED, BUT SHOPPING WASN’T THE ONLY THING THOSE CHARACTERS DID TO BE HAPPY. THE BRATZ PUBLISHED THEIR OWN MAGAZINE AND PLAYED IN A BAND AND RAISED MONEY FOR CHARITY. THE MONSTER HIGH GHOULS PLAYED SPORTS AND WROTE POETRY AND TOOK ART AND MUSIC CLASSES AND PROGRAMMED COMPUTERS IN BETWEEN FACING OFF WITH PREJUDICE. BARBIE WAS AN AMAZING ACTRESS WHO IN HER FREE TIME BABYSAT AND SNOWBOARDED AND BUILT ROBOTS AND BAKED CAKES AND WENT TO MEDICAL SCHOOL AND RAN A DOG-WALKING SERVICE AND GOD KNOWS WHAT ELSE.

The phrase was “Passion for Fashion”, not “Passion for Fast Fashion”. Y’all looked at doll lines that encouraged girls to be happy and love themselves and dress how they wanted to, said “that won’t do!”, and presented a bunch of patriarchal arguments as feminism. In the name of protecting-the-children. Only all you’re protecting children from is thinking for themselves and forming opinions that you didn’t spoon-feed to them.

robo... since u are in a silly goofy mood, i gathered my courage to ask this. you know that nickname that quest likes a lot which starts with D and ends with Y?.. what would xyx and toasty feel abt getting called that...

B)

Toaster: chokes. Starts coughing. Rolls off of you (what is he even doing there. weirdo) and stares at you, wide-eyed. "Darling. What did you call me?"

Xyx: laughs against your skin. Grips his hands tighter until his nails threaten to break your skin. "Trying that now, are we?"

I don't know how, but we're gonna get married and we're gonna have 20 children a la verg@. Me? Look, your personal incubator. You know why? Because you're the most beautiful man I've ever seen in my life

Yes, i wrote the audio and then translate it from spanish. Atte: onion simp

Merciful, based, smart, amazing Robo... which pet names would onion call his lover... and would they be in spanish... *puts 100 cans of redbull on your desk as the offering*

mi vida (in public)

princesa/príncipe (in private)

I simultaneously regret and do not regret this

The masculine urge to be the living-dead thing Lawrence keeps (a series of sketches) 🥺 [ MINORS DNI ]

Oh and to whisper cryptic sweet nothings into the ear of my necromancer 😭💘

[ Lawrance belongs to @gatobob ]

This is me, trying something in paint for the first time jajajaja. I don't have any idea of anything about drawing so I did just how I thought it would be good (of course with some references)