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My contribution to Priest! onionthief

My beautiful baby's birthday 🥺💖

Fun fact the audio translates to "may the birthday boy go fuck himself (affectionately)"

Love this

Shout out to Spanish for having the correct word for kitties. This is literally el gato there's no other word for it

Not to be a pervert or anything, but what's Jacob like when he finally gets to sleep with his crush, assuming they let him? Would he ever try it even if they didn't want to?

No worries anon, we're all perverts deep down uwu (I mean, just look at my tumblr LOL)

So if Jacob gets to finally sleep with his crush with consent, then he gets VERY physically clingy very quickly. He wants to spoon you, hold you close to him, he wants to cuddle and touch. To feel his crush's body against his own drives him wild.

A little too wild.

He's been fantasizing about this for so long! So he really wants to tell his crush just how much they drive him crazy, how long he's been in love with them, he wants to admit everything he feels about them. He usually expresses these emotions automatically if his crush admits they felt feelings for him in return first, but if his crush hasn't said anything yet, he lets it out while they're asleep. He'll whisper so closely to them as they're sleeping, or even if Jacob knows they're awake, he just wants them to know.

If his crush catches him doing it, he'll pretend he's asleep lmao and then when confronted about it he's like "Huh? I was talking to you last night? Oh yeah I talk in my sleep sometimes, sorry if I bothered you haha." Nice gaslighting.

If his crush never acknowledged/consented to him sleeping in their bed/house (especially if they remain unaware of Jacob stalking them) Jacob does enter their room sometimes to snap a few photos...and maybe touch their hair a little bit, maybe steal a few of their clothes to sniff later...

Yeah, he can be a real fucking creep LOL.

He might try to sit by them or even climb into bed with them if there's room to really feel like things are more "personal" between them, but it's a huge risk he doesn't like taking that much. But he'll definitely enter your house :)

So wade's canonically into goths huh? 👀

Wade is canonically into anyone with teeth still implanted in their skulls 😎

Is there something deeply evil living within me or am I just up past my bedtime.

Now that I know that he's a corpse lover I couldn't take this off my mind.

Jacob belongs to very talented <3 @carnivorekitty

The other girl is my OC called Annika or Niki for short. She's the one that I use when situation needs a victim to torture. Basically, her cells made a genetic mistake so she still has mother cells (able to create any kind needed) so she can regenerate parts of herself. While that happens she's in a dead state, perfect for Jacob to indulge himself.

Ok sooo

I just finished all the bad end ( yay what a way to spend my night ) and concluded that bad end mc is usually really mean sometimes which made my brain go brrrrr. So may I propose to you... The second MC AU.

What this AU is about: what if, you, as a player/oc were a second MC. One arriving some days after the arrival of lovely Lola on the server? Events would still go the same way except the LI are falling for lovely Lola and you.... Feel that sometimes it's wrong? Maybe it's just jealousy... Maybe you're just salty your crush shows visible interest in someone else... But why can't you toss the feelings that that girl is not nice? She seems aware of the feeling your crush has toward them and how her words impact them... Still, they say sometimes really mean stuff...

You call her out when she holds quests past against him. You respond to Nighthowl when she seems to ignore him when it comes to what he's proud of. You try to know more about toasty, you laugh. You try to talk with XYX, not seeking for jokes.

And then when they seriously think of leaving the server... Your username pop up and something change. Maybe... They should try talking to you first. It feels nice talking to you. So nice that they forgot about their previous feelings, maybe they fell for the wrong person, at least that what they think when they see you online now.

Why did they ever fell for lovelylola ?

Vaquero! Lawrence asking for a dance

Thanks @salandersan for bringing this amazing concept so here I bring Lawrence buchón <3 @hannia-kusama

Btw, he's gonna dance with his beer in his hand, no discussion allowed.

may i ask what outfit would get a sundress level reaction out of Onion? 👉👈

Your loose, sheer blouse doesn't leave much to the imagination and Onion can't help but stare as you talk. About something. Wait. Shit. Was this important? You turn and he swears he can see the intricate pattern of something lacy under the fabric. He swallows.

You wave your hand in front of his face and on instinct he grabs it, pulling you close and bringing his lips to your ear.

"Princesa." His fingers comb through your hair as he murmurs. "What are you hiding under there?" His free hand drags up your side as he whispers.

You've now both forgotten what you were talking about.