I Offer A Concentrated Toasty In An AU Where Everything It's The Same But They Are Getting Their Ass

If I were in a horror movie, being chased by the killer I’d fall accidentally right onto his dick with my pussy so he could murder me in a different way

Lorenzo (Spanish variant of Lawrence) that also is used to call someone crazy in a condescending way... 👉👈

How many people call Lawrence Larry and why aren't they in jail yet

Dahlia in 💋 and 😬 pleaseee

Sexy attire and something they would never wear aka the same thing lol

An old lady just told me that I'm in age to have a child and I should hurry up. I'm 19 WTF!?!?

Wanted to join too (I did my best with Strade I promise). Anikka it's Strade's MC, very unlucky faith unu

I forgot I made this Picrew of Lawrence and Dahlia lmfao

can't we just settle this over a pint?

Let's just say two of the Li's got into a fist fight about MC who would it be and how would it go down?

(Asking purely for science)

"Fuck OFF!"

Xyx decks Toaster and they tumble to the pavement. They push themselves up with a groan and glare, blood oozing from their lip.

"Stop!" You move to get between them but Nightowl yanks you back.

"Not a good idea."

"But-!"

"Don't." Toaster coughs and stands, wiping the blood as he meets the icy stare of his former friend. "Don't get involved."

Your heart beats erratically as you watch helplessly behind Owl. Toaster can't win this. There's absolutely no way. Why are they fighting??

Xyx glances at you for half a second and snorts. "They don't know? What haven't you told them?"

"Told... me....?"

"That's enough." Toaster takes a step towards Xyx and curls their hand into a fist. Xyx's eyes light up.

"Fine. This first then."

im going apeshit over this picture

I simultaneously regret and do not regret this

I was talking with my mom about a guy I've been flirting with and she told me everything was okay as long as he wasn't a "marihuano sin futuro" a drug addict without future.

Now I realize that the character I simp the most is exactly that description 🥴

i love characters who can be killed but won't stay dead. my poor little cockroach <3