JAKE SCREAMED LIKE JOSH WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK

whichever channel they put the next roleplay on i really hope its not aphmau stories bc this is where roleplays go to die

“But don’t you think its a little unrealistic that so many characters in your rewrite are queer-”

BLOCKED

everytime i think too hard about aphmau and dante i start to froth at the mouth like a beast that needs to be tranquilized i'm dead serious

both without any family to call their own, finding it in eachother and in phoenix drop. nobody's son, nobody's daughter. you are the little brother i never had. you are the older sibling i tried so desperately to hold onto. you are the first person i've protected with my life. of course you belong here, you're family. i will wait for you. i'm sorry i ever doubted you. maybe we are both cursed to hurt the people we love. maybe destruction follows our love wherever it goes.

like god. owww. he would do anything for her!!!!!! he loves her as if she were his sister!!!!!!!

the ro'meaves

PaRtY bOy!

my jaw fucking dropped i’m screaming

sh e call me a shadow knight the way i enter her nether region

Shadow Knights!!!!!!

i’m fucking crying

thinking about how when Garroth gets back from the Irene Dimension he immediately gives himself the task of fixing up the old docks. thinking about how the docks first came about as a direct result of Aphmaus influence on the town originally, her tasking herself out of her own good-will to fix up and serve the first town she stumbled upon and decided to call home. thinking about how garroth says he fell in love with her as soon as he knew she was a good person. thinking about how Aphmau paving streets and renovating villager houses is what made him love her. thinking about how the docks was Their spot, it's where he saw her off and waited for her to come back from all her out-of-town quests, its where they meet up after Donna and Logan's wedding and where Garroth goes to reflect after Zenix's betrayal and is comforted by her. thinking about how Garroth's love for Aph is ultimately an extension of his love for Phoenix Drop and her love for Phoenix Drop is how she shows she loves him. Thinking about when he comes back from the Irene Dimension, after inadvertently leading the town to decay, blaming himself for Aaron's death, and irreparably damaging his relationship with Aphmau his first course of action is to fix up the docks. He's fucked up and the only thing he feels he can do is what Aphmau did so long ago that proved to him she was a worthy lord and a good person: roll up his sleeves and pick up a hammer and nail.

just finished rewatching all of the og minecraft diairies for the first time since like 2016 or something and now i’m watching the rebirth… the fucking animation has me dead as hell

Laurence x Aphmau was always one of my fav ships 🤧