Megamind The Musical Would Slap Though: 

Reblog if going nonverbal is acceptable (temporarily or not).

I’m trying to prove a point.

being in a public restroom and hearing someone shitting really loud

Ten:[holding his newborn baby] she is so beautiful

Doctor: We’re going to have to give her some shots

Ten: Oh hell yea pour her up it’s her fucking BIRTHDAY

I HAD THE IDEA FIRST YOU TWINK

Yeonjun: Gentle reminder not to eat too much candy before bed!

Kai: no

Yeonjun: This was a gentle reminder, yet your words of defiance bring me ungodly amounts of rage.

Taehyun: word*

Yeonjun: I want nothing more than to uppercut you two directly to Heaven’s front door.

Taehyun: I’m not insulting you, I’m just describing you!

Kai:

Wooyoung: What goes up and never comes down?

Seonghwa: The amount of stress you bring to this family

Huening Kai: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.

Soobin: Wasn’t Yeonjun with you?

Yeonjun: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

Seonghwa: There’s no practice today because Yeosang is at the police station.

Wooyoung: He’s in jail??

Mingi: We have to get him out of there!!

San: Jailbreak! I’m in!

Mingi: I’ll wear a dress and distract the guard!

Seonghwa: No! He is doing an internship there!

Adrien: Why do people say I have "daddy issues". He's the a**hole that is neglectful. If anything He has Parenting problems

Seonghwa [driving]: You know what's really crazy? That all of your lives are in my hands right now.

Seonghwa: Like, I can legit [fakes turning the steering wheel] just like, you know, drive off a cliff right now, and no one would ever know, right? That's a lot of trust.

Wooyoung: [laughing while putting on his seatbelt] Yeah, that's pretty crazy, Seonghwa!

Seonghwa: But like, I wouldn't do that or anything, but what if I did? [fake turns the steering wheel] Woah! Haha!

Wooyoung [crying]: Haha, yeah! That's really crazy!