Sweatytreesoul - Bea ♡

dwayne: imagine if you 🥵😏🥺 hypnotized 👁🌀💤 me 👉🏼👈🏼🤡 and we 🤝😩👬🏻 kissed 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👄😳

phil: sheep sheep motherfucker 🐑 👀

I'd rather die skinny than die fat lol

Everytime I lose weight I'm not even happy about it because I have had that weight before. My mind just screams "you fat bitch, you can do better... tomorrow you'll eat less and be skinny like you wanted"

And these has been going for months.

I don't know if I can handle it anymore.

Most people looking at my ideal body:

Me:

to be continued . . .

Post mentions lbs

Me: *knows that it’s an abbreviation for pounds*

Me and my last remaining brain cell: Libs

Dan’s next merch drop is all dick themed and he’s trying to get a read on whether or not we all like his original dick art

do you ever randomly remember that dnp Talk. like they have whole ass conversations when they're not on screen they actually Talk about like what they'll have for dinner or dog names and sometimes they genuinely argue ?? and after 11 years being together they still find things to talk about without ever getting bored ?? sounds fake but ok

ALLIE DNP MET 11 YEARS AGO AND THEY DIDN'T KNOW THEY'D MAKE A WHOLE FUCKING EMPIRE AND THEY'RE IN LOVE THEY'RE STILL AS MUCH IN LOVE AS THAT DAY THEY ARE SOULMATES ALLIE THAT'S GROSS. 11 YEARS IS SO LONG AND THEY HAVE THEIR OWN HOME AND LIFE AND THEY LOVE EACH OTHER SO MUCH AND ASZD XUXUDXZR6XUZZRZ7Z7ZR7SE6ZS,DSSDFFTXTXTXRXFUXR7R7ZRZ7ZZRZR7ZRZR6W6wWfsWzea3awsrsxct

its insane that just their chemistry and love has positively impacted millions of peoples lives. they deserve all the happiness and love <3

Fan fiction writers during the holidays be like