If You Need Me I’ll Be Thinking About This Polaroid Being Taken

Weight loss with a side of no one likes me anymore because I’m so snappy due to the fact I don’t eat

I don’t want to date. I just want to magically end up in a long-term and emotionally-secure relationship with someone cute

i know we all make jokes like ha dnp don’t even know what they are to each other but on a dead serious note i think they literally never actually defined it and now they’re both too scared to ask so dan keeps publically throwing out labels to hopefully trick phil into biting the bullet that is that conversation lmao

here’s an actual list from dans diary of him trying to work out what he and phil are:

Klaus Hargreeves Pants (Sims 4)

Obviously this isn’t perfect, but I tried my best.

For teen-elder males

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i'm dumb i'm gay and i'm full of love i'm literally the whole package

#old skwl emo, anxieta and cheeky

moodboards: which dan are you?

NOTICE: As more and more fanfic writers are using generative AI for their works (you uncreative dweebs), I hereby swear on everything I hold dear that I have not and will NEVER use generative AI in ANY of my written work. Everything I post will be organically and creatively my own.

i got mercury and legit got offended, basically my life sucks and i have compressed feelings.... nothing i didnt know already, thx quiz

which planet are you?

dan and phil: partners in crime, comedian partners, soulmates, husbands, just mates... who knows?