I Know This Isn’t That Funny But It Had Be Cracking Up For Awhile

literally me doing the exact same thing

things my roommate has said whilst making the umbrella academy children and mansion in the sims that sound like quotes from reginald hargreeves:

“i was so focused on his traits that i forgot to give him a name.”

“now it's time to figure out which children i like best.”

“see the unfortunate thing is that i hate all of you.”

“well some of you are just going to have to get bedrooms that look out onto a brick wall.”

“awe, vanya looks so happy. well she's not going to look like that for much longer.”

“oh, that's hideous. take that off and put your uniform on right now.”

“well, you see this isn't great, but it's what you're getting.”

“some of you might fall down the stairs, but we are all just going to have to live with that.”

“shit, i lost count of my children. which one is number four again?”

“if you're not smart enough to figure out how not to fall down the stairs, you're not smart enough to be my child.”

“they have been offered adult supervision. is that not enough?”

“this is a children prison, which is for children.”

Fan fiction writers during the holidays be like

i'm dumb i'm gay and i'm full of love i'm literally the whole package

11 years today huh. imagine their happiness on that day and awkwardness probably

@danielhowell @amazingphil

Why Instagram, why? I am 100% sure I will just try to do that every fucking day to lose weight which I physically can't.

Fuck my anorexic ass.

being bisexual isn’t being “half straight, half gay”. You gotta leave room for the depression

FUCK I’m so into girls

i love crying about everything it’s very humbling

Grizz: Did Sam just tell me he loved me for the first time?

Allie: Yeah.

Grizz: And did I do finger guns back?

Allie: Yeah, you did.