Reacting to their Vogue covers
A/N: a collab with @pixel-o-pudding! It was super fun to make, looking forward to more collabs in the future!đ If you still didn't see OPM Vogue covers, then check them out now!đ
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Prepare for possible OOC!
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And, most importantly, enjoy!!!
Saitama & Genos & Speed-o'-Sound Sonic
Garou & Metal Bat & Amai Mask
Flashy Flash & Zombieman & King
Special bonus: Tank Top Master & Sneck
Hiii! I donât know if you take these kind of requests but could you do opm characterâs reaction to you sending them nudes? :)
Hiiii!đ I've just done this as an answer to another request (it was sent earlier), so please enjoy!đ«
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Could you do telling them that youâre pregnant? :) you can make it a prank if you arenât comfortable writing actual pregnancy! đ
Hey there!đ Thanks for the request, I like it! And in the end I decided to make it as a prank :) I hope I properly made this prompt. If something is not right, please let me know, and I'll fix it. Have fun!đ
Telling them youâre pregnant as a prank
T/W: a tiiiiiiiny bit of swearing (and maybe a bit of adult themes in Genos' part?)
A/N: if you're reading this, calp your hand đclapđclapđ (idk what to say here, well, except for "Dear anons, I have your requests and will make them, but I need time for that")
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Saitama & Genos & Speed-o'-Sound Sonic
Garou & Metal Bat & Amai Mask
Flashy Flash & Zombieman & King
heyy!â€ïž i really love your writing!! i am kinda drunk rn so i was wondering how they would react if you know, drunk text them and that stuff, telling them âohh i love you sosososo much u r the best bfâ and just being stubborn. if it triggers you dont worry but i think it would be funnyđ«¶đ»
Helloooo!đ Thank you for your kind words and the request!đ„° To be honest, I don't drink alcohol, so it was a bit hard for me to depict a drunk Reader. I did analyze the behavior of my drunk friends and how the drunk Reader is portrayed in other smaus. I saw that people are usually sensitive or make typos in their messages, that's why I decided to combine these two "things". I hope that the smau turned out funny and not cringe :))) Oh, and I hope you had a nice hangover..?đ (almost 3 months later after this ask was sent... but stillđ) If something is not right, please let me know, and I'll fix it. Have fun!đ
Drunk texting them
A/N: Happy birthday to YOU!đ„ł Yes, youđ«” ..If you have birthday today, that is... or just come back when it's your birthdayđ
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And, most importantly, enjoy!!!
Saitama & Genos & Speed-o'-Sound Sonic
Garou & Metal Bat & Amai Mask
Flashy Flash & Zombieman & King
Hi! I've been following you for about as long as I've had Tumblr and you're awesome! Could you do a Ye Olde English prank?
Helloooo!đ Thank you, it means a lotđ„° And thank you for the request! It was quite challenging for me, but nevertheless, I liked doing it :) (English is not my native language, so I hope that I didn't mess up the Old English!) If something is not right, please let me know, and I'll fix it. Have fun!đ
Ye Olde English prank
A/N: Wow, it has been one year since my first OPM smau was published! Honestly, I didn't think that it would lead me this far, that I wouldn't drop this. But thanks to all of you, I'm still making smaus and hcs! Really, if it wasn't for you, we wouldn't come together to where we are now. But more is to come, right? ;)
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Prepare for possible OOC!
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And, most importantly, enjoy!!!
Saitama & Genos & Speed-o'-Sound Sonic
Garou & Metal Bat & Amai Mask
Flashy Flash & Zombieman & King
Saint Valentine's Day with them
A/N: Happy Saint Valentine's Day, everyone! Here is my valentine for all of you!đ«đđ Hopefully, you have someone (not necessarily a lover) to spend this holiday with :) (for example, I ate out with my friendđ) If you don't have a pair like meâ If not, then OPM men are here to entertain you!đ
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Sorry, but this man does NOT care about Valentine's Day
Maybe aside for sales in shops
So yeah, don't expect something romantic from him
If you don't feel like celebrating, then both of you just spend this day like any other day
If this holiday is special for you, then you have to talk to Saitama and explain to him that you want to do something romantic
He doesn't understand why would you need some holiday to do lovey-dovey stuff with your partner when being in a relationship implies doing that from time to time
Saitama isn't someone who loves going into fancy places and doing all too sweet couples stuff
(+ spending money on all of this)
And you know that
So both of you find a compromise: taking a walk in the park and then eating out in a cozy café that you both like so much or cooking delicious dinner together at home
The rest of the evening you spend watching TV together
Though your activity was interrupted once by a door ring
When both of you open the door, you see only a small, but beautiful bouquet of flowers and chocolates in a heart shaped box
It's signed "For Y/Nđ"
You excitedly thank Saitama and both of you return to the TV
Saitama can't help but steal a few glances at you, admiring your beaming face
Later, he will need to thank Genos for helping out with a surprise for you
After all, it would be rude of Saitama not to gift you something when you gave him a box of chocolates in the morning, wouldn't be?
Even though Genos is inexperienced in relationships, you better believe that he prepares for this day
Firstly, he will ask you in advance your plans on this holiday and if you would like to celebrate it
If you don't want to, then it's all okay
(but Genos still gets at least flowers and chocolates for you)
If you'd like to make this day special, be prepared for another questionnaire from your boyfriend
Do you want to go out? To go to some romantic place? What are the criteria of a romantic place? Are in a mood for something extravagant or simple and cozy? How many activities would you like to do? Outdoor or indoor? Both?
You stop Genos and say that what matters is that you both spend time together
But if you have something specific in mind, your boyfriend will be only happy to comply
If you want Genos to surprise you, he will arrange that!
Thanks to his attentiveness and perseverance, he comes up with a great plan how to spend Valentine's Day together
Please forgive me, but I'm not going to tell you how exactly your day goes because!!!
Genos makes sure to include everything that you like (or might like) so you both enjoy your time together
So yeah, you can say that both of you celebrate the holiday like you want to
All I can add is that Genos gets you a box of chocolates, bouquet of flowers or strawberry covered in chocolate, and a note with a handwritten speech of how much he loves and values you
Speaking of gifts, S-class hero receives tons of letters with hearts from his fans
But there is only one that he accepts
Yes, Genos pays attention only to your gift
And it doesn't really matter to him what you give: a pair of socks, a valentine, chocolates that you made, heck, even a rock
He will be grateful for any gift and will keep it for himself like it's something sacred
Sonic is actually excited for Valentine's Day
He will spend the day with his precious girlfriend! Why wouldn't he be happy?
Moreover, not just a day, but a holiday devoted to couples
Meaning, to you and him as well
(the funny thing is that he didn't even care about Valentine's Day before he met you)
Since it's winter, Sonic can't make you a bouquet of flowers
But he can make a paper one!
I feel like he's good at origami and crafting, so he settles to a bouquet made of paper
And yeah, your boyfriend doesn't want to buy you a real one not because he doesn't want to spend money on you, but because he believes there's more soul in handmade gifts
He spent the night on making it
His heart melts when you receive the bouquet with that sweet smile of yours and in exchange give him a box of chocolates that you made
He looks so thrilled when he stares at the gift!!! <3
And of course Sonic immediately starts devouring chocolates, sharing them with you
Thankfully, he stops and saves some for later
After that, you both take a walk in the forest
If there is enough snow, you definitely play snowball fight, make angels and a big snowman
After a long, but lovely walk, you head back to home where the coziest part of the evening begins
In order to warm up, you make your favourite hot drinks with something sweet as a snack (your leftover chocolates, for example) and cuddle with a blanket draped over both of you
When you're done, you just chill for some time
Suddenly, Sonic suddenly stands and asks you to wait for him while he prepares dinner
You're quite surprised and intrigued
When you suggest your help, Sonic decisively declines, saying that he wants to make dinner for you by himself
And suggests you to take a nap / scroll through your social media / play games on your phone / read a book / have a shower / do something else
But you don't have to wait for long
Soon enough, Sonic appears with a proud smile and invites you in his kitchen
You're wowed when you enter the room and see how candles on the tables are the only thing that lights up the room
Speaking of table, you notice that it's served like in restaurants: white tablecloth covers the table, a vase with the paper bouquet stand right next to glasses with your favourite drink, cutlery is carefully placed between plates with silver cloches on them
As both of you sit down, Sonic takes off the cloches to reveal your favourite dish
Undoubtedly, your boyfriend excelled at preparing the meal and making a romantic date for both of you
The gleam in your eyes as you say how everything is amazing is more than enough for Sonic to know that he reached his main goal: make you happy
I feel like one might think this is OOC, but hey, that's how I see our tsundere boy (^ïŒ^)
I believe that when Garou was a child, he acted like Valentine's Day was for fools
But in reality, he low-key wanted someone to send him a valentine
(and was jealous of popular kids who would get tons of them)
When he got older, he didn't care about this holiday
Until he started dating you
Garou doesn't show it, but he expects something special in this day
But don't get me wrong, he's not looking for some cheesy couples stuff
Deep down, he hopes that you give him a valentine
He'll be happy even for a small one
So please, please, please make him oneđ
He acts like it's nothing, but it means a lot to him when you give him your valentine
And you know it by how he smirks at seeing "For my pookie <3" and doesn't comment to stop calling him that like he always does
And by stealing glances at your boyfriend when he rereads your love note with that childish smile of his
(he thinks you don't notice it)
Don't think that Garou didn't prepare anything for you
He actually spends a lot of time thinking about what he could do for you
Buy flowers and chocolates for you? Nah, that's too cheesy for him
Make a valentine or craft something? Nope, he doesn't have the needed skill
(he actually has, but poor boy is self-conscious)
(spoiler: he definitely makes you valentines for the next years)
Cook something for you? Pass, he isn't a great cooker
Steal your favourite food from the restaurant or store? There is no way in hell you'd appreciate that
And the last thing he wants is to disappoint you
Maybe he should get you a little present like a plushie or perfume or..? Good idea, but Garou wants to put soul into his present for you
Huh, soul...
Your boyfriend takes your hand and starts leading you somewhere, saying that he wants to take you somewhere special
You follow him, being interested in what he has to show
It takes time to get there, but Garou promises it's worth it
If you feel tired, he will give you a piggyback ride or carry in his arms
When both of you get to the place, you're amazed at the opened view before you
It's a tall, frozen waterfall covered with snow
Truly a magnificent sight
Garou tells you it's a special spot that Bang once showed him
And that he usually comes here to clear his mind
He attentively examines your reaction to see if you like the surprise
Your boyfriend is kinda scared that you won't appreciate it and that he should have got you something material
But, judging by how your eyes light up and the corners of your lips curl up, you're more than satisfied
After chilling near the waterfall, you both head back to your house and have dinner that you kindly cooked
Usually, Metal Bat spends Valentine's Day with his sister, taking her to the amusement part or somewhere else
But his plans change when you appear in his life
Now he's looking forward to spending time with only you
Especially on a day like this
You and Zenko spend the morning on cooking chocolates or cookies for Badd meanwhile he is asleep
When he gets his homemade sweets from both of you, he melts and takes pleasure in savoring the chocolates
Duh, of course he loves it since his favourite girls made this for him!!
Unfortunately, the sweet morning bliss gets interrupted by a call from HA, telling about a nearby monster attack
And according to Murphy's law, Metal Bat is the closest hero available
Thankfully, it's a wolf-level monster, so S-class hero shouldn't have a problem with that
Badd promises you to be quick
And so he does
When he turns back, two big bouquets of flowers can be seen in his hands
One with roses is for Zenko
And the other (bigger) one with your favourite flowers is for you
You and Zenko thank Badd and start preparing yourselves for going out to the mall
Meanwhile, Metal Bat waits for both of you, eating his chocolates
When you're all ready, you go to some shopping spree or other small activities
Zenko has no problem with spending her brother's money on every item she likes
In contrast to her, you're humble even if your boyfriend is ready to buy you anything you want
He WANTS to spoil you badly
There is one item that piqued your interested though
But, unfortunately, it's expensive, and you decide to just move on with the shopping
After Zenko gets exhausted, the three of you eat out in a café
When you're finished, you see Zenko off her friend's home
And finally, you and Badd can spend time together alone
Moreover, it's just the two of you until the next day as Badd's sister is staying overnight at her friend's place
Your boyfriend doesn't really have plans on what to do, so he's eager to follow you
All he wants is to be with you and make you happy
If you want to just chill at home, Metal Bat is totally fine with that!
If you wanna take the most of the evening, that's great, let's go!
But no matter what, Badd somehow manages to pull that very thing that you wanted earlier out of his pocket and gift it to you with his valentine
You don't know how and when he prepared this, so it really surprises you
Grinning proudly, Badd watches how you enthusiastically thank him and proceed to unwrap your present and read his valentine
Little does your boyfriend know that a small surprise from you is awaiting him
But at home
Later in the evening, when you're cuddling with Badd on the sofa, you suddenly remember that his mailbox is practically breaking apart from fan letters and tell your beloved hero to check it
Badd furrows his brows and tells you that he would rather to continue cuddling with you
But you insist on your own
Finally, your stubbornness wins and Metal Bat hesitantly complies
He starts reading through his fan mail
Even though your boyfriend seems annoyed, you know that deep down he's pleased to read these letters
His expression suddenly turns into a surprised one and he looks at you
Ah, he finally gets to your surprise
You were quite puzzled to what you should give Badd on Valentine's Day
He didn't really need anything nor wanted to obtain
And you knew that he would appreciate any gift from you
Especially handmade one
So you settled with a valentine and a bunch of photos of both of you
When Badd finishes examining your present for him, he tells he's grateful for it
And the shimmering glimmer of tears in his eyes proves his appreciation
Valentine's Day is a painful topic for Amai Mask
No, not in a meaning that he once got his heart broken, or he feels lonely
But in a meaning that he has to do immense amount of clipping, photo shooting and other stuff for his merch and for partners by this holiday
This doesn't change when you both got together
Beaut is overwhelmingly occupied with his work before Valentine's Day
You barely manage to keep in touch with each other due to his busy schedule
So you don't really know how you will spend the holiday
Will your boyfriend be engrossed in his work? Or he will find some time for you?
Fortunately, you get a call from Amai late night before the holiday
He says that he's finally free and will be happy talk to you
You both spend great time talking on the phone
You're perplexed whether you should bring up the topic of Valentine's Day
On one hand, your boyfriend made it quite clear that he doesn't even want to hear about anything regarding this day anymore
On the other, he's free for the whole day and says that he misses you
So it must mean that he's looking for spending time with you, right?
Swallowing, you ask him about his plans for tomorrow
Silence
"... I was actually hoping to spend it with you", Beaut finally speaks
You're relieved to hear that
You both agree to just chill at Amai's place away from everything
But!!! Your boyfriend tells you to bring one of your fancy outfits with yourself as he has something special planned for you in the evening
This definitely improves your mood
You wake up feeling excited about the day
Not only because you're finally going to spend your time with Beaut and something particular is awaiting you tonight
But also because you're eager to realize your surprise for him
You spent a lot of time thinking on what you should get Amai
He has everything he needs
And gets a lot of stuff from his fans and important events
In addition, you're not sure how he feels about handmade gifts
But you for sure know that he values thoughtful gestures towards him
That's why you decided to make him breakfast
Amai Mask is probably going to sleep, a lot despite being an early bird
Plus, he probably will order food instead of cooking due to his exhaustion
So you have to make sure to cook everything before he wakes up
Thankfully, you manage to get to his place unnoticed and before he wakes up
And just like that, you started making breakfast
After some time, you hear how your boyfriend goes to bathroom and follows his morning routine
Beaut is quite pleased to see you when he enters his kitchen
You tell him to get settled because you're almost finished cooking
No complaints from him
He absolutely loves the food you made
He doesn't say it, but it means a lot to him
But of course you know it ;)
After having breakfast, you both just chill together, talking about anything, cuddling and definitely taking jacuzzi together
When evening comes, you get dressed, and a limo takes you... somewhere
Sweet Mask still doesn't tell you what you're going to do
When you arrive, you see that you're in front of that specific luxurious restaurant that you badly wanted to visit and that requires booking at least half of a year in advance
Amai only smirks at your impressed face
Moreover, you come here to try the famous tasting menu of your favourite cuisine!
I believe that it's obvious enough that you totally love the food and have great time with your boyfriendđ
I don't want to disappoint you, but Flashy Flash simply forgets about Valentine's Day
He notices that there is some commotion about this day in shops, but doesn't get into it
He has other things to deal with
When you ask him how you're going to spend the day together, Flash doesn't really understand your question
"Like usual," he says and goes to his hero patrol
While he's on his work, he can't help but return to your conversation
And replay the moment how your eyes lose their sparkle when you hear his answer and mumble something like "I thought we could do something romantic and spend time together today..."
Why would you want that out of sudden?
No, of course when you're in a relationship, you want to be with your partner as much as possible
But Flash has his hero work
Both of you know it
And that's why you plan dates in advance
You're always understanding when your date gets postponed
But why you seemed so heartbroken today?
Did you want to spend time with your boyfriend that badly?
It's not like Flash doesn't want to go on a date with you
But you both went out just a few days ago
When Flash takes care of some Tiger-level monster without breaking a sweat, he walks down the streets and notices how everyone is in some holiday mood
He can see heart pattern on almost every store, billboard, food truck...
Something is off
Soon enough, Flash notices a display ad that says "50% sale for your other half! Make a surprise for your pair in day of love!"
Day of love?
...
Oh
When your boyfriend goes off to his work, a few tears stream down your face
You don't even notice it until you feel wetness on your cheeks
Wiping away your tears, you try to calm yourself down
You feel like an idiot who hoped that Flash would care about Valentine's Day
You clench your fists for a couple of times and reach for a valentine that was in the pocket
Your hands almost start tearing apart the gift as you remember how you put your soul into it
You stop
No, it wasn't idiotic of you to make something cute for a person you love
You know that Flash struggles with showing his affectionate side
That's why he's always ready to listen to you if he makes you upset somehow
So maybe he didn't mean to brush you off like that?
Maybe he didn't realise how important this day is for you?
Or he had an emergency at work and had to quickly go?
Yes, you should just wait for your boyfriend and talk to him
And you will sort everything out like you always do
You decide to chill for now
But no matter what you do, you get reminded of Valentine's Day practically everywhere
Because of that, unpleasant thoughts start running through your head
What if Flash is out for a whole day?
What if he never understands the meaning of Valentine's Day, even when you explain to him the importance of the date?
Are you really going to spend the holiday alone?
Ugh, other couples are so happy together...
All your worries disappear once you hear a door opening and your boyfriend standing there with your favourite take out
He apologizes and tells you that it totally slipped off his mind what holiday today was
And he didn't mean to brush you off
So he's ready to spend the rest of the day with you
Of course, you forgive him and finally give him the valentine
After reading it, Flash pats your head with a small smile on his face
You already know that it's his way of showing gratitude
You happily eat together and then take a relaxing bath
Flashy even gives you a nice massage
Maybe this day didn't start how you wanted to, but everything went well in the endâš
Just like others, Zombieman didn't pay much attention to Valentine's Day
But when he gets into relationship with you, his opinion regarding this holiday drastically changes
He wants to spend the day with you and do something special
If you don't feel like it, he is okay with just chilling at home
If you're as excited as he is, then he has another reason to do his best to plan the holiday
Zombieman is quite puzzled with choosing an activity to do
He tries to remember what place you wanted to check out, but nothing comes out in his mind
Not because he doesn't listen to you, but because you didn't even mention anything in your conversations
If you did, then he has no trouble with remembering it and taking you there on Valentine's Day
But let's imagine that Zombieman has to do some brainstorming to come up with a prefect place for you to go
He tries to remember what you were excited about in past days, checks his chat with you, even surfs the Internet, reading different articles with compilations of unusual places to visit with a partner
Finally, an idea pops up in his mind
He hopes that you will like it
When you both meet each other on Valentine's Day, he gives you a bouquet of flowers and a box of your favourite sweets
You give him a valentine for him in return
It may be not so generous like his present for you, but your boyfriend really appreciates it
After that, both of you start going to that mysterious place he has picked
He doesn't tell you what is it until you reach it
Doesn't even give you any hints
When you reach your destination, you don't see any mansions that stand out
Zombieman takes you inside, and you find yourself in...
Zoo center with raccoons?
That's unexpected
S-class hero can't really read your reaction
Are you disappointed? Or too stunned to speak?
Crap, maybe he should have told you in advance
But when you excitedly clap your hands with a broad smile on your face, he signs in relief
Both of you have fun while playing with raccoons, feeding them and taking pictures of yourselves with these fluffy animals
(mostly, photos are of you because Zombieman couldn't pass an opportunity to capture your cuteness)
Unfortunately, he has to tell you that you can't adopt a raccoon, at least not now
Some time later, both of you head to the café
And spend the rest of the evening, cozily chatting with each other and sharing your impressions of the day
I believe that King always felt lonely on Valentine's Day as he never had someone to spend this holiday with
So he would just stay in his room and play Doki Doki Sisters, locked away from the world
When he became a hero and gained his popularity, he'd get valentines from his fans
But it still felt wrong
After all, these people admired him for the image they created, not for real him
However, when you become his girlfriend, he can finally make up for the all Valentine's Days he spent alone
And no, it doesn't mean that he is looking forward to doing all couples stuff that you see on the Internet
King still prefers to spend the holiday at home with you
And you're not against that
Though you two still go out and spend time at your favourite café in the day
King is happy to exchange the valentines with you
It's first time when he made it for someone
And the first time he gets a valentine from a person who cares about him and who he cares about in return
He smiles sheepishly as he reads the love note
I swear, he acts like a young boy whom a girl kissed on the cheek for the first time in his life
This dude is 29 years old, remember
After having lunch at the café, you go to King's place and play games together
If there are features devoted to Valentine's Day in games, then you're both doing it
Such as sending valentines and gifts to each other, completing romantic quests, etc.
If you also play Minecraft together, then you definitely find out that your boyfriend built a huge heart (or something cute like this) and customized your home in your shared world
In the evening, you also make a heart sized pizza together <3
Should I make the manga version? And this is a compensation for no OPM smau this weekđ
Hiiii!! How are you doing?? :)) hopefully good!! Can I request their reaction to their S/O having a really bad baby fever? Like she tells them she wants a baby and how cute their baby would look, hopefully that makes sense and youâre comfortable with writing this!
Hiii!đ Yeah, I'm fine, thank you! I hope you're doing great as well!đ«¶ Thank you for the request! I've received a similar request to yours, so I hope you don't mind that I combined it with yours!đ If something is not right, please let me know, and I'll fix it. Have fun!đ
Talking about your future family with them
A/N: OPM manga is back, and so am I!đ„ (and they showed my munchkin Metal Bat with his sexy messy hair, I'm a happy womanđ„°)
Thanks for all the likes, comments, reblogs and following me! I really appreciate your feedback and support, guys!đ„°đ«¶
You can check my masterlist to see more of my other works.
Prepare for possible OOC!
Also be aware of implied fem!reader!
(Sorry if there are any mistakes!)
And, most importantly, enjoy!!!
Saitama & Genos & Speed-o'-Sound Sonic
Garou & Metal Bat & Amai Mask
Flashy Flash & Zombieman & King
How you first met & how they asked you out on a first date (part 1)
Featuring:
âą Saitama âą Genos âą Speed-o'-Sound Sonic
[Garou & Metal Bat & Amai Mask: part 2] [Flashy Flash & Zombieman & King: part 3]
A/N: Merry Christmas! Thank you everyone for reading what I do and supporting me, it means a lot. I always do my best to make you guys happy because I really appreciate all of you. As some of you can remember, I've already mentioned a few times my first post with headcanons, and here it is! Finally, after all this time, I can present it to you as a gift for Christmas!đđ«đđ
(I hope I didn't mess anything up, and I'm sorry for being a bit late! I really wanted to publish this post sooner but couldn't. We don't celebrate Christmas in my country btw) Unfortunately, I had to split up post into 3 parts :((( Alright, let's see if you guys like my headcanons! :) (I low-key cringe at them tbh)
And dear anons, who requested headcanons, do not worry! I remember about you and will post everything, I just wanted to have a logical "begining" for hcs, you know?
Thanks for all the likes, comments, reblogs and following me! I really appreciate your feedback and support, guys!đ„°đ«¶
You can check my masterlist to see more of my other works.
Prepare for possible OOC!
Also be aware of implied fem!reader!
(Sorry if there are any mistakes!)
And, most importantly, enjoy!!!
Both of you go to the same store, so yeah, you pass by each other pretty often
(Genos even starts thinking you stalk his sensei)
And one day there is a limited sale
You get to the shop just in time to see that the last napa cabbage on sale is left
You extend your hand to take it as you feel someone's arm grabbing the cabbage
... and of course it's a bald man who you frequently run into
You look into each other eyes, both hands on the poor vegetable
Spark, emotions, passion... a-a-and he goes away with the cabbage without a care in the world
(Alright, maybe with a care to buy everything before the sale ends)
The only thing you can do is to just hum disappointed and look at the back of the retreating man
And come to think that you romanticized every encounter with him!
When you finish grocery shopping and walk out of the store, you meet Saitama with bags full of goods
It seems he has been been waiting for something... or someone, for example, Demon Cyborg
Giving one last look at him and at the cabbage in his hands, you begin walking to your house
Suddenly you hear a man clearing his throat and a "Hey, you wanted the cabbage, didn't you? Sorry, I took the last one. Here, I splitted it in half so both you and me could have it."
You turn around and see him extending the part of the vegetable
"And maybe you can be my other half?"
You're surprised to hear these words and blink for a few moments, thinking you misheard him
Saitama stares at you right back with a poker face, so maybe it's a prank after all?
"Are you joking with me right now?"
In return Saitama blinks with surprised eyes and shakes his head, reassuring that he is serious
"Well, how about we learn each other's name first and then see how it goes?" you answer, smiling and taking the half of the cabbage
And that's how you find out Saitama's name and agree to a first date
You begin walking back to your house and can't help but turn around to glance at Saitama
Then you see two figures coming up to him... from the bush
(And there is a big bunch of napa cabbage in the bush?)
You immediately recognize Demon Cyborg and... King?! Or is it someone who looks like him?
Soon you hear men talking
"How did it go, sensei? Did my tactic with cabbage work?"
"Yeah, Saitama bro, tell us. I hope you used phrases from mang- phrases I recommended to you?"
Chuckling, you continue going back home to the sound of Saitama's irritated voice, "Huh? I don't even know what you're talking about! What are you two doing here?"
"Helping you with your love interest, Saitama-sensei!"
"I said I could do it by myself! And I did it!.. Wait, why is there a bunch of cabbage in the bush?"
"I bought all of this for you, master! With only one cabbage being left, the chance you would talk to Y/n were higher than-"
"Wait-wait-wait, how do you know her name?"
"I scanned her face and found a lot of information about her."
"Genos, you can't do that!"
"If it can help you, why not? For example, I noticed that Y/n always buys napa cabbage, so that's why we needed to buy most of them, except for one."
"Wait, we? King, were you in this from the very beginning?"
"Maybe?" *nervous giggling*
Yep, dating Saitama is definitely gonna be interesting
Bonus:
Saitama has a problem, besides not having a worthy opponent to show him an interesting fight
And this issue is... his emotionlessness
Of course he can feel something like irritation, disappointment, a pang of hope, ardor from gambling, etc.
But it's not something deep
So he is confused when he gets this weird feeling in his chest every time he sees you
And the fact that he remembers your face and recognizes you speaks volumes
He also starts to think of you from time to time
That's strange
Soon enough he realises that he likes you
And just accepts this rather calm
(thanks to his nonchalant demeanor)
He's also too lazy to think about dating someone, getting to know them, going out somewhere, spending his money on something...
Nah, it's not for him, so his feelings for you will fade away eventually
Spoiler: they won't, it only gets worse
Alright, so he should just walk up to you, ask you out, get rejected and go on with his life peacefully
Sounds like a plan
"So, Saitama, you're quite pensive today, what's on your mind?" King asks while kicking his friend's ass in a game
"Eh, there's just a girl that I like. I thought it was temporary, but I guess I was wrong. So yeah, I gotta ask her out."
King is both perplexed and shocked: is this really Saitama? Saitama who isn't wasn't looking for a relationship? And he acts like it's something usual?
Ah, it's Saitama, he is always cool as cucumber, right
"I see. So, how are you gonna talk to her? And who is she, by the way?"
"Well, I don't know her. We just keep running into each other. I will just go and ask her out. If she rejects me, then I'l just live on. If she agrees on going on a date, then I... I guess I will deal with it on the spot."
"Huh, in that case you should think about your words to impress her. Something like "It looks like destiny keeps bringing us together, huh?", or "I know we don't know each other, so why don't we fix that?", or "I keep running into you, I think it's because you're magnetic.", or..."
"I agree with King," Genos suddenly says, watching Saitama play videogames with the S-Class hero, "I also believe that lucky coincidences such as choosing one product, accidentally bumping into her, standing next to each other in line can increase the chance of success. Though, sensei, I know you don't need any of that, she should feel honoured to be considered as a romantic partner for you. If she is not, then she doesn't deserve you and isn't able to see your greatness, master."
"Yeah-yeah..." Saitama answers to both men
(he didn't listen to them)
So when he takes the cabbage right from your hands and hears your disappointed hum, he feels like a jerk (just a little bit)
But on the other hand, it means that you'll probably reject him and he can go back to his usual life, right?
In that case, he can't let the chance slide
While he is waiting for you to appear, he decides to apologize and give you the half of the cabbage after all
Maybe it will irritate you more and make you dislike him?
Oh, and in addition he should say something romantic-alike, so you'd definitely say no to him and he could continue his peaceful li-
You agree to go on a date with him
Oops, everything goes NOT according to the plan
But, surprisingly for Saitama, he doesn't feel sad or troubled with the outcome
On the contrary, he's excited and feels like it's easier for him to breath now
Wow, it's something new
And strange, but in a good way
Genos is always busy with Saitama or away on missions, at S-Class hero meetings, at Dr. Kuseno's place, etc.
So he doesn't have time to date, not that he's interested in it, getting stronger and taking revenge on The Mad Cyborg is his top priority!
(Saitama and Dr. Kuseno are his top priority too of course)
Though, you unintentionally managed to catch his eye
How? Genos doesn't know
Once he just noticed you feeding a stray cat when he was going to Saitama's place
After that he started seeing you there again, again and again
Until one day he decides to walk up to you
Why? Genos doesn't know
And he just stands there, staring at you and the stray cat
You glance up to him and can't help but feel intimidated by Demon Cyborg
"Uh, excuse me, can I help you?" your voice comes out like a begging for mercy
He looks straight into your eyes
Even though his gaze is intense, you feel yourself getting lost in his eyes (as cheesy as it sounds)
There is something capturing about them, they are so cold yet so humane
"No, I just noticed that you regularly feed this cat," suddenly the young man speaks
"Ah, yeah, I do," you answer, breaking eye contact and returning your attention back to the cat, "Isn't he cute?"
All what you get in return is a simple "Yeah"
The S-class hero definitely wants to hear more of you
Why? Genos doesn't know
How can he continue your conversation without asking stupid questions? Or what if you want him to back off? Why does he care about any of this, anyway?
Young man catches himself overthinking for a first time in a long time
(silly boy doesn't understand that he always overthinks everything, especially anything related to his sensei)
Genos comes back to real life when you stand up, say goodbye to him and go⊠wherever you have to
He stands there, processing what just happened and deciding that there are some things that matter more than this
After a minute he walks away to Saitama's place
If only could he understand how wrong he was, not realising that it was far more than just a simple conversation
Because Genos starts seeking for any opportunities to run into you, to talk to you again, making your conversations longer and longer (and he is successful in this)
Even Saitama notices it and start teasing him about his crush
Genos denies it of course
But sensei doesn't believe his student and points out to young boy's attraction
(Saitama is desperate to get Genos spend his time somewhere else, besides his home)
"Just go on a date with her and see how it goes. If both of you don't enjoy it, then I guess I was wrong. But if everything goes well, why not take your chance? It's not like you will lose anything... Well, except for money."
"Sensei, I... I must write it down!"
In all seriousness, Genos listens to Saitama's advice and decides to go for it
The next day after this conversation he spots you feeding the stray cat yet again
When he walks up to you, he notices that you didn't have much to offer
"Ah, sorry, sweetie, I thought there was more leftover food in the package... Don't worry, I'll buy the new one and give you more food next time, okay?" you talk to cat, petting him
"Then it's a good thing I brought some⊠just in case," suddenly you hear man's voice and immediately recognise it
"Ah, Genos! It's good to see you again."
"Likewise, Y/n-san," he answers, feeding the cat
(and the corners of his lips are slightly raised??)
"Going to your sensei's place, huh?"
"Actually, no," he stands up, looking at you seriously, "I wanted to know if you would like to spend some time with me."
"You mean now?"
"Not necessary, I would like to book one evening with you to get to know you better."
"Can I clarify something first?"
"Of course, what is it, Y/n-san?"
"Are you inviting me on a date? Sorry for being straightforward, I just want to know your intentions."
Genos.exe stopped working
Really, your question leaves him dumbfounded
Why is he like this? Genos doesn't know because he always finds reasoning for everything
Well, looks like everything besides this
"To be honest, Y/n-san, I want to understand my feelings towards you and I believe learning more about you will help me with that."
As for you, you are perfectly aware of your fondness towards young man
And of course you agree to a date-not-date with him
(on which Genos realises he actually likes you)
Bonus:
"Are you really going to just sit here and glare at me?" after losing another round in some PSP game, Saitama looks up from the screen and sees a young boy who has been attentively watching his sensei for⊠the past two hours
"Yes, I need to document your every movement, sensei."
"But not when I'm just playing. It's useless."
"I wouldn't say so..."
"Don't you have some better things to do? I don't know, go to some meetings or... flirting with that girl... or whatever."
"Flirting with a girl?"
"Yeah, the one who feeds the cat."
"You got it wrong, sensei. I'm not romantically interested in Y/n-san."
"Ah-huh, sure. You totally don't look at her when we pass by with hearts in your eyes."
"I physically can't have hearts in my eyes."
"Figuratively. Just admit it, she caught your attention. You don't pay attention to others. So it means something, doesn't it?"
"Sensei..."
Seeing confusion on his student's face, Saitama immediately feels a glimmer of hope that Genos will start spending his time somewhere else because of... certain "Y/n-san"
"Just go on a date with her and see how it goes. If both of you don't enjoy it, then I guess I was wrong. But if everything goes well, why not take your chance? It's not like you will lose anything... Well, except for money."
"Sensei, I... I must write it down!"
"No, that's not what you should do..."
"To be honest, master Saitama, I think you are right. I have underestimated the effect that Y/n-san has on me, so I agree that I need to get to know her better. Thank you, sensei."
"Uh, well, no problem... but you didn't have to bow."
The next day Genos spends on throughly planning asking you out
(yeah, he likes to think everything through)
So, we all know that Sonic lives in the forest
And he has a special place with a lake and waterfalls where he likes to spend his time and think about... well, everything
Escape reality, you know?
Sonic even believes that he's the only one who knows about this magical spot
Just imagine his face when one day after the intense training he goes there and sees someone in the lake
Disappointed, he decides to make an exception and leave this person alone
Soon he'll come back and his spot will be free, right?
Well, yeah, but...
This keeps happening every time he tries to unwind under intense waterfall pressure
Of course Sonic sees this as competition
He needs to complete his training faster and reach the lake before this person appears? You are on!
And he manages to do that
Proud of himself, he relaxes under streams of waterfall
But there is one thing Sonic didn't think through: you weren't aware of your competition
So, you go to the lake to spend your time here as usual
(you don't notice a young man sitting on the rock in the waterfall)
You unpack your things, lay a blanket and get undressed, staying only in a swimsuit
Suddenly you manage to barely notice something or someone moving in the bushes
Soon you realize it was a man
Not wasting your time on thinking, you immediately grab your stuff and start running away
Your heart starts beating even faster when you hear him calling you and chasing after you
It gets even scarier when you catch a glimpse of this man chaotically jumping from a tree to tree with unbelievable speed
You keep running until you bump into something and fall
Rubbing your bruised area, you open your eyes and see the same young man in front of you
And he is... naked???
"Aaaaah! Don't touch me!" you scream, crawling away from him and throwing tiny sticks at him
"Hey, stop doing that!' Sonic brushes off all of your attempts to defend yourself, "I won the competition and came here first, so it's my turn to spend time here!"
"What?"
"You heard me. You were at MY lake every time I came there! So I took it as a competition and today I won! I came here first!"
"Your lake? There is no sign saying it's a private property! Since when it's your lake?!"
"I discovered it first."
"What's not how it works!"
"Whatever. I came here first, so I have every right to be there alone."
"And I have every right to be there too! Since it's a public place in the forest!"
"But I left you alone every time you were here!"
"Well, you didn't have to! Or you could put something on, you know!.. Wait, "every time"?.. You were watching me? Pervert!!!"
"What? No! I went back to my place!"
"... Just cover yourself already!" you find your blanket and throw it at him
Taking your blanket, Sonic wraps it around his waist
"Listen, man, if you don't want me coming here, just say it and let me go. I don't want any trouble..." you stand up and wipe away all all the dirt
He is about to exclaim, agreeing with the condition, but... he examines you and your body
You are... rather cute... beautiful... lovely!
Suddenly the thought of never seeing you again makes him sad
"N-no, it's not like that..." he whispers, looking away and trying not to blush
(he miserably fails to cover the pink colour on his cheeks)
"J-just... Uh.."
Why does he feel nervous suddenly?
Meanwhile you stare at him, taking in his every feature
He has beautiful loose wet hair and a sporty body which is covered in scars and in drops
And his face is so cute!
But let's not judge a book by its cover, right?
"You can come here whenever you want to..." Sonic finally speaks
"... Thanks? But isn't it the opposite of what you wanted?"
He's silent for a moment, "It doesn't matter. I just want not to be disturbed. That's all."
"I can understand that. Well, how about we just distribute the time according to which we will spend time on the lake?" you try to find a solution to the problem
"... Yeah, that makes sense. But maybe, uh... Youcangivemeyournumber so we could inform each other?"
"Ah, what did you say?"
"I said... Let's exchange our phone numbers?"
"Good idea, it's more reasonable than what I suggested."
And just like that Sonic dictates his number to you, says goodbye and runs away, disappearing in the woods
"Uh, wait! My blanket..."
But it's too late, he's nowhere to be seen
(don't worry, he returns it next time you see each other)
You'd think that this is how your relationship develops: quick meeting and texts turn into long ones
But Sonic is faster than that
So he awkwardly asks you out a couple days after this⊠"incident"
Of course you say yes, why not?
(or should I say "who wouldn't?")
Bonus:
For the rest of day Sonic isn't himself
His thoughts always come back to you, to your sweet voice, to your cute face, to your capturing eyes, to your alluring lips that he badly wants to ki-
Wait, what?
He is Speed-o'-Sound Sonic, the fastest and the most skilled ninja in the world!
So why does he feel like this?
Why he wishes you'd be here with him and watch how he trains?
Why he wants to amaze you?
Why he smiles like an idiot re-reading your sms "Hey, it's Y/n :)"?
Why he wants you to text him more? To be with him under a waterfall? To show him your kindness again? To spend more time with you?
Why he craves your presence and attention so damn much?
These thoughts live rent free in his mind 24/7
He even dreams about you!
The next day it gets worse
He feels like he's a obsessed maniac
(poor guy just wanted to interact with someone and be accepted as a normal person: he doesn't realize how lonely he is)
And maybe he has a crush on you?
Nooooooo, he can't have someone something distracting him now, can he?
...
In the end of day (literally) he admits his feelings for you
However, he can't just confess to you straight away, right?
He needs to take steps
For example, he should start by asking you out first
But how?
Should he casually suggest spending time together?
Or maybe just send you a text?
Or leave a note somewhere?
Or maybe he should show you some of his tricks and wow you that way?
Well, considering how you tried to run away from him... it might be not the best idea
And since he wants to talk to you in person, then the only option left is to have a conversation with you and ask you out
Now he has another problem: what should he say?
"Go out with me."
No
"I thought it'd be great to spend some time together one evening. What do you say?"
No
"Heeeeey, watcha doin', girl? Wanna hang out with me?"
No
"Y/n, I know I came off as someone weird or creepy, but I promise I'm not. Our first meeting wasn't quite what you would call normal, but maybe let's change that?"
Nope, but he's onto something
"Hey, I'm not a pervert and want to go on a date with you. How does that sound?"
No
Ugh, why is it so hard to come up with anything good?
Maybe he should just go with the flow and the right words will find their way?
Yeah, sounds like a plan
(little he knows he's gonna mess everything up)
When it's time for him to approach you and start a conservation, he feels like he's going to puke from nervousness
But it's too late to back out
"Hey, Sonic! How was the training?"
"Hey... Uh, good. And you?"
(he was thinking about asking you out instead of training)
"Me too, the weather is nice and the water is warm."
"G-good to know..."
"Alright, see you around, Sonic!" you wave him goodbye, starting to go away
"W-wait!" he suddenly exclaims, pointing at you... and blushing?
"Huh? What is it?" you stop, turning to him
"I... I... I'm not a pervert!"
"O-okay, glad to know so? I mean, I kinda figured that out, despite, well, you know what..."
"But I want to- Around you I- What about-"
"What?'
Taking a deep breath, he finally asks, "Do you remember how we first met?'
"Of course, it was just two days ago..."
"Let's repeat that!"
"Whaaa- No, let's not!"
"I mean... Let's, uh, start over?"
"What exactly do you mean by that?"
Feeling embarrassed, he sighs, "I want to take you out..."
"Eeeeh? So what's why you have a katana? To kill me?! Please, don't..."
"What? No! I wanted to know if you'd like to go on a date with me... But I guess I messed up... So forget it."
"That's a shame, because I'd like to spend some time with you."
"Really?!"
"Yep."
"You're not joking?"
"Nope, I'm not. Well, unless you are."
You can tell by Sonic's facial expression he didn't expect such turn of events
"I'm serious! I'll send you the information!"
"Okay!" you smile, giving him thumb up
"Bye!" after saying that, he disappears
"Bye?.." you say to nothing (again)
Though, you kinda feel relieved to be left alone since you need to calm your racing heart down and stop yourself from jumping out of happiness
As for Sonic, he spends a lot of time, trying to calm down and reassure himself that his dream wish came true and he's not dreaming
(yeah, Sonic is a blushing mess around you)
Unspoken rizz vs Sexual harassment: OPM men edition