ALSO,

Charlie and Jack are unisex names in that they’re perfectly sensible on men and unspeakably sexy on women

new and magnificent beasts will arise from the muck. trust me on this one

Good news! I didn't figure out important news by the Destiel meme!

Bad news! I found out from the bugs bunny one!

I'm 22 and still have no concept of an inside voice

you're either getting me talking loud enough to wake up the neighbors or a really comically unintelligible whisper

only close friends and stray cats get to know where i live. Anyone else, come back with a warrant

so when straight people ask me why I say I’m “queer” or “gay” instead of sharing my actual identity as a panromantic demisexual non-binary sapphic queer I just tell them “ok look, when you’re talking to someone who isn’t local and they ask you where you’re from and you either say the name of the largest city nearby or ‘town name, suburb of large nearby city’ so they can get some geographical context of where you’re located right, bc they’re probably not going to know the name of the little town you actually live in.”

but if you’re talking to a local you can say the name of your actual town bc they have a greater chance of knowing where/what that is.

ok well when I’m talking to a straight person I start with queer bc chances are they aren’t as familiar with the context of all the little towns in that big queer city and need gps (gay positioning system) to find me.

if I’m talking to another queer person and I say I live in a suburb of gay city in a town called panromantic on the demisexual side of the tracks which is in the county of queer and I live off the intersection of non-binary and sapphic, they’d probably be able to find me with little to no problems, make sense?

trying to carry all the laundry but refusing to use a basket

How an Armadillo gathers foliage for its nest.

lord farqued looking different here

At the gate for my flight home from visiting friends and there's a woman here with a service Shiba Inu. No pics because he has a Do Not Disturb vest and taking pics of strangers is illegal but I need to stress how ON DUTY this animal is. Ears up. Eyes doing Lazer scans of everything. Examining everyone who passes within 10ft like a security guard. Ass planted on her feet. I have never seen a dog with such intense chivalric guardian energy before. He has tiny eyebrows and they are FURROWED with concentration.

@gaul-the-unmitigated

shoutout to when i worked at an extremely poorly managed farm and my boss texted me only “get pig” and wouldn’t respond to attempts to reach him

tumblr really trying to show me things that aren't good omens but oh no i will not be broken