Now I'm Crying 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Welcome to Tumblr.

We don’t say “retweet” or “share”. We say “reblog”.

We don’t say “the power’s out”. We say “the Tumbeasts are causing a ruckus again”.

We don’t say “gay”. We say “yaoi”. 

We don’t say “brave”. We say “Dauntless”. 

We don’t say “Halloween”. We say “Spoopy Day”. 

We don’t remember 9/11. We remember the Sherlock series finale.

We don’t say “unalive”. We say “kill yourself”. 

We don’t use “tone indicators”. We use Danganronpa sprites.

We don’t say “farm”. We say “cottagecore”.

We don’t say “he’s so hot”. We say “MY OVARIES!” or “MY PROSTATE!”. 

We don’t say “windmill”. We say “giant” or “dragon”. 

And we’ll never fucking change. Not for Twitter hipsters, not for Apple, not for anyone!

rockstar eddie gets invited to the met gala and brings that one guy with him

yeah but, not gonna lie it still doesn't make that much sense with context so u ain't missing much

Listening to the new season of EOS 10, only to find that i’ve forgotten everything that happened but am also too stubborn to relisten to the first four seasons so I’m just suffering. Anyway…

I made a post all about Sanji going above and beyond for Zoro’s cravings and taking care of him through food, but I also see him throwing a total hissy fit when Zoro is craving junk food. Like he’d rather get like Taco Bell instead of Sanji making it for him.

And Zoro has to be like “cook, this has nothing to do with your cooking I just want cheap trash. Let me have the damn yellow cheese.”

the ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ has only been actually typed once by a single person, everyone else who has ever used it has just googled “shrug emoji” and copy-pasted it

Disney prank with Batfamily

part1 was inspired by ThomasSanders’s vine~!!

Top surgery scars Yamato is the best ever

Some of him bc I love him

“A chef’s knife is not a katana” - a slice-of-life comic between Sanji and Zoro about blades, trust, and desire to eat nashi pear 🍐

There's no escaping Dick's hugs- not even by stabbing.