So Beautiful 😍

Okay but like, now that I’m thinking about it, wouldn’t it be hilarious if Chuuya wasn’t around in Dark Era because for the first time in his life he was on vacation?

He gets permission to have a few weeks off, going to Europe to hang with Adam and visit some wineries. He’s having a great time, finally able to relax.

Comes back and the PM has a coveted Special Abilities Business Permit but Dazai’s gone with no trace, Dazai’s drinking buddies are either turned traitor or dead, his car explodes when he tries to leave the airport, and everyone’s scrambling to pick up Dazai’s projects so there’s even more work than before.

Chuuya decides he can never go on vacation again.

Homeless Jason before Bruce him in: Why are you scared of Batman?

Also, homless Danny: I don't want him drinking my blood

Jason: Batman's a vampire!?

Danny: I know! He's so scary!

Jason: Well, aren't you like a half ghost meta? Can't you take him?

Danny: You want me to fight a VAMPIRE!? No thanks.

Batman, watching from above their alley: Those are the kids that are being hunted down by a rouge?

Nightwing: Yeah, there are some rumors Penguin wants their heads. Apparently, Danny helped an entire shipment of traffic victims escape their cages by crashing a crane against the shipping carriers that they were in. Jason was among the victims, so it may have been an attempt to rescue his twin

Batman: They're twins?

Nightwing: According to the word on the street they are. What do you think? We putting them in witness protection?

Batman: No. Danny's meta abilities will have then flag by another ring before long.....Wayne is an emergency foster. He could take them in.

Nightwing: Sounds good to me. Let me tell them that, though. They think you're a vampire, so they may be scared of you.

Batman slightly hurt: Alright.

Nightwing dropping in front ot the kids: Hey there-!

Danny: AGHHHHHH! THE DISCO VAMPIRE! RUN JASON!

Jason: AGHHHHHHHHHHHH DISCO IS SO MUCH WORST THEN A GOTHIC ACADEMIA VAMPIRE!

*Danny and Jason sprinting faster the the Olympics gold medalist*

Dick: Why does everyone hate my discowing outfit.

Let's Goooooooooooooooo bois

No one can kill Soukoku!

BSD SEASON FIVE EPISODE 11 SPOILERS!!!

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I KNEW IT

I FUCKING KNEW ITTTTTT

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOO

Dazai: So, in my latest plan, you have to pretend to be a vampire and hurt me grievously so that everyone will buy your act.

Chuuya, immediately:

got a new phone like 2 weeks ago.. EVERY TIME im in THE CAR i FEEL THE URGE TO CHUCK IT OUT THE WINDOW

freaks and degenerates are just so much nicer and kinder than the rest of you idk. i love you perverts with illegal and unethical fantasies thank you for being so nice to me

Have u ever hated yourself for the bad fandom decision you've made? Cuz I sure as Fuck have! Like why is me loving solo many different fandoms at once ever been good for anyone.. I dont own enough brain cells for it yet look at me. Still fucking multi-fandom human who cant function

I am sometimes more doubt than man.

[Winx] come get your glitter girlies ✨