Yeah I Know How You People Think .3.

Dis is so cutee

Old and new gifts.

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gril cheez

I absolutely love the idea that Danny kills the Joker (because creepy clowns eww) and Jason happens to walk in right as he's panicking all over the place. Danny is desperately trying to explain it was an accident, while Jason's over here simultaneously feeling the best he's ever felt since his revival and falling head over heels in love at the same time.

Very cute, very fun, wholesome murder, 10/10 will read every time.

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Danny: *shoving Joker's body behind dumpster in a panic*

Jason: "Is that a dead body?"

Danny, recognizing Red Hood as someone famous in the Realms for avenging murder victims: "Oh hi Mr. Hood, ma'am, sir.. See this isn't what it looks like, it was a total accident I swear on half my life!"

Jason: "Half your wha-"

Danny, still in shock: It's just he was being all creepy, and I've had bad experiences with clowns before, I and then this one had a gun so I pushed him a bit, didn't mean to kill the dude, honestly!"

Jason: *walks over to check body*

Danny: "Soo, total accident, and I don't feel like being arrested, so I'm gonna go.."

Jason, realizing that is indeed the Joker lying dead behind a dumpster: "Hang on, at least give me-"

Jason turning around and seeing his saviour has vanished: "Damn, didn't even get his number."

...

Jason: *giddily takes selfie with corpse*

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Jason: *patrolling in relative peace when he sees some random guy and the flipping Joker in an alley, said Joker has a gun pulled on the poor guy*

Jason: *about to swing in to save the day and take out the Joker*

Danny, faced with a clown pointing a gun at his head while ranting about all the creepy things he's gonna do: "Yea no that's not gonna fly"

Danny: *Goes full on eldritch abomination and eats the Joker's soul, leaving his body as a lifeless husk*

Jason, standing at the mouth of the alley in disbelief:

Danny, turning back into his human form: "Oh eww, so not worth it, that guy tasted terrible."

Jason: *frantically straightens his jacket, tries to fix his hair and realizes his helmet's in the way, then strikes a pose and tries to look natural*

Danny: *turns around and realizes he's not alone*("omg is that Red Hood?")

Jason, using all his rizz: "Hey there handsome, don't suppose you'd let me treat you to some dessert after a meal like that? There's a place down the street ;)"

Danny: "..What?"

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Alternatively, Danny and Jason were already dating but got into an argument.

Danny, walking down a street brooding thinking: "Man, I've got to figure out how to make it up to Jason, chocolates, flowers, maybe get him a book, hmmm.."

Joker: *creepy giggling as he yanks a random kid that looks like he could possibly be a Wayne into alley™*

Danny, eyes lighting up: "Ohh yes you'll be perfect, thanks dude :]"

Joker: "Wh-"

..20 minutes later..

Danny, walking into his and Jason's apartment: "Babe! I'm sorry about earlier, but I have something to make it up to you!"

Jason, peeking around the corner with a frown: "Well whatever it is it's not just gonna fix- is that the fucking Joker?"

Danny: "Yep! Don't worry he only looks dead cause I'm holding his soul hostage right now, I thought you should get to do the honours <3"

Jason:

Danny:

Jason:

Danny: "...I have chocolates and that book you wanted to read as well..?"

Jason: "Marry me"

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Mmmhhh yes I love this trope so much!!

i’m a child of divorce

Welcome to Tumblr.

We don’t say “retweet” or “share”. We say “reblog”.

We don’t say “the power’s out”. We say “the Tumbeasts are causing a ruckus again”.

We don’t say “gay”. We say “yaoi”. 

We don’t say “brave”. We say “Dauntless”. 

We don’t say “Halloween”. We say “Spoopy Day”. 

We don’t remember 9/11. We remember the Sherlock series finale.

We don’t say “unalive”. We say “kill yourself”. 

We don’t use “tone indicators”. We use Danganronpa sprites.

We don’t say “farm”. We say “cottagecore”.

We don’t say “he’s so hot”. We say “MY OVARIES!” or “MY PROSTATE!”. 

We don’t say “windmill”. We say “giant” or “dragon”. 

And we’ll never fucking change. Not for Twitter hipsters, not for Apple, not for anyone!

Exactly what happened

yamato: hey dad can i talk to you for a bit

kaidou: yeah about what

yamato: im a man. i would like it if you and the beasts pirates could respect that and refer to me with male terms from now on

kaidou: of course my son. anything else

yamato: also i kin oden

kaidou: DEATH

I love how gay ships in big movies/shows tend to go three ways.

Usually it's this:

Movie: look at these two characters :)

Tumblr: YO. THEY GAY AS FUCK.

Locals: no they're not!

Creators: the locals are right, they're not gay.

Actors for said characters: *rocking back and forth in a dark corner*

Sometimes it's this AHEM finnpoe-

Movie: look at these two characters :)

Tumblr: YO. THEY GAY AS FUCK.

Locals: no they're not!

Creators: the locals are right, th-

Actors for said characters: Yes. We gay as fuck.

And sometimes it's this:

Movie: look at this badly written gay relationship, please like it :)

Tumblr: THANKS, WE HATE IT AND WE'RE WRITING IT BETTER THAN YOU

Locals: oh, they're gay... *terrifying ambiguous stare*

Creators: what did we do wrong??!!?!? I thought you liked gay people?!??!?

Actors: Yes. We gay as fuck. But at what cost.

But for Bowuigi it's this:

Movie: look at these-

Tumblr, vibrating at the speed of light: YO. THEY GAY AS FUCK.

Locals: this is somehow worse than the Crisp Rat voice.

Creators: this is somehow worse than the Crisp Rat voice complaints.

Actors: *were already rocking back and forth in a dark corner - they are in the Nintendo dungeon*

Jack Black: *playing jenga with jacksepticeye, absolutely does not give a shit & probably expected this*

the our flag means death reaction is a secret good ending that requires you to mope aimlessly around fandoms for at least 10 years

and the jk r*wling reaction is the secret dark lore ending that requires you to hate yourself

New headcannon unlocked

I keep seeing ppl say "why do Koby and Helmeppo look so gay in opla" and that's because they are💖 hope this helps

well Chuuya??? was it????

Modern au Robin and Steve do the hear me out cake thing. Steve puts down a picture of Corroded Coffin frontman Eddie Munson in creepy monster prosthetic make-up from one of their music videos prompting Robin to go "ew ew ew why did you have to use that picture??"

Steve: ??? Because this is a "hear me out" cake and not "objectively hot man" cake

Robin: idk he's got that pale gremlin thing going on, you could have used any other photo-

Steve: YOU TAKE THAT BACK

Robin: just because you've had a crush on him since high sc-

Steve quickly reaches for her then there's a hard cut. They stand side by side, both of their hair is messy, there's a rip in the shoulder of Robin's button up, they both have streaks of frosting on their faces. The cake is mostly fine but the spot where Eddie's skewer was placed looks like someone clawed it out then patted it back down. His picture is still there but pretty wrinkly. They keep going like nothing happened.