Four In The Bed.

Haha 😂 someone please draw them haha

Yes but have we considered a Redneck Lotus AU?

Windblade pls give him a chance, he's desperate

I had to do it to ‘em

“DON’T COME NEAR MY SON WITH THAT SHIT”

Local man yells at husband for berating cannoli

Delt with.

the “who broke it” meme but as an AU where the four lords are just Ethan and Mia’s friendly (but a bit wacky) neighbors I guess. Miranda’s not invited.

i don’t know what amuses me more: the image of ming hua navigating a seat belt buckle with water arms, or the knowledge that at some point before her incarceration, she became proficient enough in driving that she’s the red lotus’ go-to getaway driver

it turns out that the rest of the red lotus’ capacity to navigate a vehicle combined is that of a particularly well-trained platypusbear

and now i’m imagining ming hua liked to make jokes about her lack of arms at her comrades’ expense, just like toph to make fun of the gaang for forgetting she was blind

Damn 😂

that's actually really dangerous

THINK ABOUT THIS FOR A SECOND. What if…

Ming Hua actually gets super tired maintaining her water arms for too long, but…

… she’s too proud to admit it when she’s exhausted, so she just kind of lags behind the rest, sulking

And Ghazan is usually the first to notice when she’s like this, so he alerts the others, and Zaheer airbends her onto P'li’s shoulders so that she can be the tallest for once.

And then, when they come to Ba Sing Se, Zaheer, Ghazan, and P'li construct a special outfit for Ming Hua with sleeves of the perfect diameter so that Ming Hua can maintain water arms of an ideal size and not wear herself out so easily. Ghazan proposes the idea in the first place because Mingzan, and Zaheer does most of the sewing while P'li just sort of supervises the whole thing and makes sure that it suits Ming Hua’s tastes.

Red Lotus fluff is quickly becoming my new mistress