This Made My Uterus Do The Think Yall 😭 Might Be Tmi

no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling, teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy,moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious,gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, can't walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, slendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tango ever bro could cause a nuclear bomb inside me and I'd still ride.

Alessia Russo x arsenal reader? They share a hotel room for an away game and end up having sex, and forget they are in a hotel until Katie calls reader and says that they are very loud???

Yess this will be apart of the fic tonight!

It’s okay one of yall can go on kks chest 🤷🏼‍♀️

and yet on live laila was asking why people thought she was intoxicated…

Requests open for Caroline Harvey

THIS IS SO GOOD WHAT?!

what’s up guys, haven’t posted in awhile but enjoy this nika edit I made to the nunu song 🥰!

It still wasn’t meant for you to see you retard.

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Guys PLEASE send in a request for this outfit 😛

Paige Bueckers head cannons

She is soooooooooooo clingy oml and never admits it

Def has a staring problem. Like always looking at you (or your ass)

She loves you so much omg. Like when good things happen for you her whole team and friend group will know about it before you tell anyone.

A show off when you come to games. Like she steps her game tf up

She loves it when you wear her jersey, like it does something to her

Always says ‘that’s gonna be your last name’ when you do wear her jersey.

Cuddles oml (clingy Paige again)

She loves it when you spoon her but ofc she won’t admit it.

She loves to lay on your chest or lay her head in your lap and you play with her hair.

If you love Shirley temples omg she will get on one knee when she hears you order one for yourself.

Her teammates def pick on her about you. “Oooo your in loveeee” with kissing noises winks which gets them a push on their shoulder and a blushing Paige.

Hand in the back pocket when walking with others

I HAVENT SEEN THIS BUT SHE CALLS YOU MA

Anyways she only calls you stupid names to pick on you.

Loves to make up mad, like she picks on you “imagine” when you said something or “I could never”

SASSY MFFFFF

This is the sassiest woman Connecticut has ever seen. “I’m not doing that” or “I didn’t ask” when she’s mad.

Dog lover 4L

This might be gross but she definitely farts in bed and try’s to shove you face in the blanket.

Tired asf. This girl will fall asleep in a loud bar on your shoulder in a booth. Like oml.

Deep sleeper. Caitlin Clark is a light sleeper. But boy this girl will sleep during a hurricane and a tornado. But wakes up immediately when your not in her arms.

Always complements you

SOMETIMES!!!! Let’s you have the aux. only sometimes because she thinks her music is better.

Long story short, she is MADDDDD in love with you. Yall def a ride or die type relationship.

Is this good??? I can write more if yall want

“You’re a virgin?”

Paige asks as she looks at you from above. Her hands holding her weigh as she hovers over you, your legs around her hips.

“I mean….kinda?” You say and nervously laugh.

You lay in her bed, purple covers surrounding you both as a random movie plays lowly on her tv.

“What do you mean kinda? How can you kinda be a virgin?” She laughs and leans back into her heels. Her hands going to your thighs as you sit up and put your weight on your hands.

“I mean I have read enough to know, and it’s not like I haven’t like gotten off through the years.” You exclaim and Paige brushes a stray hair out of your face.

“‘Read enough’ is crazy babe.” She laughs and you slap her chest.

“Bro stop hating” You feel your face getting hot and you look away.

“Look at me” she says and guided your face to her direction.

“Do you want to do this or no? If not I understand and I will stop. Promise.” She asks you, rubbing soft circles on your cheek bone.

You don’t deserve her. You think to yourself and smile.

“I do” you nod and she gives you a look, trying to see if you’re lying.

“I promise.”

Well should I finish??

Bro I lied I’m not writing I’m going to sleep