"Are We Implying The Himbo Is A Seagull?"

“From the moment this universe began it was destined to end in a duck apocalypse.”

“I would make a better Hitler than Hitler!”

-My brother

“Hula Hoops are the food of the Gods!”

-Me, being right

“Stop sending me memes!”

-My very frustrated computing teacher, who was definitely regretting telling us we were allowed to make memes

“What a great six! Very sixy!”

-Me, not intentionally making a pun

“Your homework is to pee in a jar for a week...”

-My science teacher

“I refuse to get this philosophical over Pingu.”

"God is a pop culture icon."

They are now talking about wearing his friend

Convesation between my mum and brother

Brother: He was in the way so we killed him

Mum: You killed your friend in his sleep?

B: It gets worse…

M: …

B: …

M: …

B: We skinned him.

M: …

B: We needed the leather!

Spending time with my family... I am definitely going to hear some stupid things