“Birds Do Fly, Therefore I Am A Cop. You’re Under Arrest!”
“Birds do fly, therefore I am a cop. You’re under arrest!”
“No, you are!”
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I should probably clarify that this was in a game
Convesation between my mum and brother
Brother: He was in the way so we killed him
Mum: You killed your friend in his sleep?
B: It gets worse…
M: …
B: …
M: …
B: We skinned him.
M: …
B: We needed the leather!
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