The Bartylus Fan Leaving My Body As I Start Rereading Choices

well let me leave more, you homophobic piece of shit

Reglily and bartydora sketches

Hi, I like your style. I wonder if you can draw Mary and Remus (romantic or platonic as you wish) pls?

They're my favourite rare ship

BOOM SHAKALAKA LETS GOOOOO

I never heard of that ship before?? But yknow what I SAY YES 😤😤😤

Also I don’t think Mary is a short girlie; it’s just Remus who is ridiculously tall

Enjoyyyyy

bartylus academic rivals to lovers but they're already secretly dating but nobody else knows bc 1. they forgot to tell people and 2. they are still the most annoying competetive people in class and refuse to lose to the other

regulus and barty kiss sometimes

me: i love these characters!! they're my silly little guys :D

also me: *projects my mental disorders onto them because i can.*

i really want it to be helly who finally finds her way to gemma. i kind of love that one of the cornerstones of this show - love transcends severance - isn't just about romantic love. it's your sister. it's your old gay coworker. it's those moments of everyday connection. i hope that mark and gemma find each other but i also hope that the women that the company has built everything on the backs of find each other first

something something bartylus being so tender and careful with each other for their years of friendship but when they finally confess their mutual, deeply emotional feelings for each other then the need to be cautious completely disappears because they’re entitled to each other now and their love becomes so raw

ughhhhh love IT. Fuck heavily with the one about the peanuts because of COURSE Barty wouldn't think to ask if Reg's allergic to anything lol.

Also fuck heavilyyyyyy with Artist Barty and Writer Reg.

Poor Pandora lmaooooo.

BARTYLUS HEADCANNONS PLZ <3

AHH! I got so excited when I saw this! Here are my random headcanons (its really all over the place and some im just re-mentioning from old posts of mine)

- Regulus was the bad influence between the two!!! He was the start and a part of Barty's madness

- Regulus was head over heals for Barty and introduced him to Bellatrix (his favorite cousin)

- They dye their hair together, Barty dies his blonde hair dark brown or black and Regulus who has poliosis dyes that white piece of hair black to match the rest

- Sirius thought (at first) that Barty would be good for Regulus (being from a light family and all) but realized he was so very wrong

- Barty has an eidetic memory (im never letting go of this) and Regulus is SO jealous but he's also drooling over the fact

- Regulus is terrified of clowns and Barty loves them

- Regulus has a peanut allergy so Barty has also quit eating anything with peanuts after nearly killing Regulus when he kissed him after eating smth with peanuts

- Barty runs hot and Regulus feels like ice, when they sleep Regulus is on his back arms crossed and Barty is faced down sprawled out all over him

- They're the nerdy quiet couple in school who's unsupectingly fucking crazy

- They go on painting dates, Barty paints beautiful portraits of Regulus... Regulus tries his best (he's not the best painter but Barty keeps each one anyway)

- Barty makes sculptures of Regulus, Regulus makes poems about and for Barty

- Barty gifts Regulus's pet snake stuff all the time and Regulus adores it

- Barty was scared of heights but he got over it for Regulus who loves heights

- Barty accompanies every kiss on Regulus's cheek with a lick, Regulus acts disgusted but he thinks it's such a cute habit (he's so down bad)

- Barty seeks out Pandora whenever he has a Regulus related problem cause she knows him best, Regulus goes to Pandora to rant about Barty constantly

I have sm more but I think this is all😓

Here’s an unpopular opinion I can’t stop thinking about: I hate the idea of Jegulus raising Harry. Look, I feel like there’s quite a few issues with it (ahem making Lily into a surrogate, making Lily into a villain that leaves Harry etc,) but that’s not what I’m talking about right now. (although that is important to talk about them) Personally, my biggest issue with Jegulus raising Harry, is Regulus.

Look me in the eye and tell me Regulus Black loves children. Do it. I dare you. Finding yourself incapable of saying those words a loud? It’s because they aren’t true. Regulus black does not love children. I refuse to believe it. Three kids and a big house is probably his version of living hell. LET REGULUS BE MORALLY GREY. LET HIM BE A BAD GUY.

Personally I think he’d make a shit parent. He is so traumatized and his morals are loose and the minute James would mention kids he’d run for the fucking hills and you know it.

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