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Here’s an unpopular opinion I can’t stop thinking about: I hate the idea of Jegulus raising Harry. Look, I feel like there’s quite a few issues with it (ahem making Lily into a surrogate, making Lily into a villain that leaves Harry etc,) but that’s not what I’m talking about right now. (although that is important to talk about them) Personally, my biggest issue with Jegulus raising Harry, is Regulus.

Look me in the eye and tell me Regulus Black loves children. Do it. I dare you. Finding yourself incapable of saying those words a loud? It’s because they aren’t true. Regulus black does not love children. I refuse to believe it. Three kids and a big house is probably his version of living hell. LET REGULUS BE MORALLY GREY. LET HIM BE A BAD GUY.

Personally I think he’d make a shit parent. He is so traumatized and his morals are loose and the minute James would mention kids he’d run for the fucking hills and you know it.

Thanks for coming to my tedtalk.

Regulily playlist 🧚🏻‍♀️

Barty is obsessed with regulus is the adorably pathetic lover boy way. He’s constantly trying to impress regulus and always failing in a way that’s just so endearing, all he can think about every moment of every day is regulus and he spends every second doodling his name on paper with hearts and relishing in things that remind him of his love, he’s picking flowers and reading blurbs of books he wouldn’t personally like just to bring things back to regulus, he’s known as one of the weirdest and most angrily reserved people most have ever met yet when he’s near regulus he’s suddenly a blushing stuttering mess, he bows so low he bruises his forehead on the pavement at regulus’ feet and he doesn’t care who’s watching.

Regulus is obsessed with Barty in the way an infatuated killer staves off killing a mark they find beautiful. He’s the type to make shrines of what he loves, we know this, and he has one for Barty too. He was collecting this motherfuckers scrapped notes and lost ties and his hair when he shaved his head and the buttons that fell off his dress shirts, and then when they finally got together he took his wisdom teeth for it too. He’s tracing knives over Barty’s cheekbones when he sleeps (no he wasn’t let into his room) because using his fingertips would be too scalding, he’s asking Barty do absurd things just to relish in the fact he will without question every time, he’s staring up at Barty with his pupils pin prick small and harsh set in his lip but almost wonder gleaming in them because he just loves looking so much.

They’re so obsessed with each other but their understanding of human emotion is so different, but they’re both attention starved so they relish in anything the other will spare them

Last night was a movieeeeee (you literally made out with your own brother.)

Every Mumford and Sons song is based on the black brothers. Guiding Light, 42, little lion man, tompkins square park.. its kinda crazy

Happy st pats day to Lily Evan’s and Lily Evan’s only

I've heard the hc of Mary obliviating herself to forget everyone she loved to escape the pain of losing them. but imagine the opposite. imagine Mary getting dementia and losing her memory of everyone she loved against her will, she was the last person to carry their memory but she couldn't remember who they were.

bro Lily Evans is so Adrienne Lenker

muggle au where Mary is basically Sabrina Carpenter and writes superrrrr horny songs for her hot asf gf Lily. That's it that's the idea.