AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Sengoku, mate, he is a spy, lying and deception is in his job description. That’s just the only lie you caught because Cora was too dead to cover it up. You’re one of those parents who says “My child never lies to me!” meanwhile their kid is smoking weed in the attic XD Look at him go.

liar liar pants coat on fire

He just went “of course, this will miraculously heal you” and the moment the deed was done he went “good, now you can heal yourself. Also, devils fruits are not magic”, huh.

he is such blunt liar I can’t

his bullet wounds ARE RIGHT THERE

but also technically he did slip

Oh, and if you think “Maybe Corazon didn’t know Doflamingo would do that” no, he knew for sure that his brother would kill him

That’s my favorite:

He is lying to Doffy AND having a sincere confession to Law at the same time. How do you even achieve such a level of duplicity?!

He is a dirty-dirty liar, a phony, a goddamn two-faced mime. Do you know, Sengoku, why he doesn’t talk? Because lies are coming out of his mouth.

He even has a fake smile drawn on his face, oh my god, when will the lies end

Love this guy, tbh