One Bad Friday

I love him a normal amount officer.

*My search history and all the images I looked at spill out of my bag exposing me to be obsessed*

Officer it's not what it looks like I can explain!

Reblog if you want a terrible, 3 sentence fan fiction in your ask, based on your url

Problematic Animals I Work With-an incomplete list

POKEY-kemp’s ridley sea turtle

Picky eater

Spits out food with vitamins in it

WOLVERINE-sand tiger shark

Steals food from other sharks

Bites at feeding tongs instead of the fish

VARIOUS CLOWNFISH SPECIES

Pretty much all of the ones we have have bitten me

In general, they are jerk faces

JUVENILE GREEN SEA TURTLE (from recent cold stun event)

Lil piggy at feeding time

Pooped on me (very stinky)

CARBONADO-carolina diamondback terrapin

Messy eater

Crawls through sand then disperses it in water bowl/newly cleaned habitat

GREEN MORAY EEL

Steals food from innocent sea star

Derps around habitat looking for food like he’s never been fed before in his whole entire life (though his fat rolls tell a different story)

If anyone knows how to keep these punks in line, let me know-because they sure as heck don’t listen to me! 

This is some rad shit my dudes

Art by Mahea Rodrigues

Look it! My main fantroll Zimmai Rhieli! If ya wanna find more stuff about her visit my Deviantart (StressandTrauma)

well 🧍‍♀️ as a reminder this blog is NOT a safe space for trump supporters but it IS a safe place for women, queers, trans ppl, people of color, undocumented people, and any marginalized group.

Apologies, I had to work up the courage. Cause you scare me.

^ for the unaware

Little Update On My Life

Okay so back on November 5th I had started dating one of my coworkers who said he had feelings for me for quite some time. Well on December 10th I told him that I was going through a bit of stress and this was his fucking response "Darby, I'm really sorry. I went into a relationship with you because I wanted a no stress girlfriend for once. If this is going to cause a schism in the relationship, I fear that we won't be together much longer." Buddy you're not gonna find a stress free girlfriend. There's drama and stress everywhere you're just not actively looking for it. Now I had showed friends the email he sent and they told me to dump him! But I told him that i was gonna stick with his slightly high standard and stubborn ass.

Looking for role-play server testers/admins

I have a role-play sever that's been in the works for 2 years and it's not open to the public yet, I need at least 1 person to test some things out to see if what I think works actually works and maybe 3-4 admins to keep track of things before I let people in

If you're interested please DM me! 🙂