Strangebee3

was measuring out some sugar and i scooped out one spoonful and fucking said "two." i didn't know you could even lose count that fast

before you stab someone: THINK!

how can you make it Tender?

how can you make it Homoerotic?

how can you make it Implicitly intimate?

how can you make it Noticeably a metaphor for sex?

how can you make it Kind of gay?

I’m the 1st episode just came out but I’m already thinking abt the fact that we only have 6 more 😭😭😭 and then we have to WAIT AGAIN.

pure sadism..they're not serious

awesome. this is just what America needs

And working class bootlickers worship them for it.

I loved David but my precious Philip deserved much more than the show gave him

kathryn and david getting more screentime than philip and trevor plus actual character arcs over 3 seasons while philip and trevor get single episode arcs is my villain origin story. no I don't care about kathryn's marriage issues. no I don't give a shit that david has anxiety now. this is the equivalent of devoting half of star trek's runtime to the hypothetical civilian spouses of kirk and spock. I'm inconsolable. there's 3 episodes of the show left and kathryn is still drinking wine in her fucking apartment

y'know i love inventive alien designs that are rooted in plausible speculative evolution. however, i must say that i am a simple lesbian and not immune to aliens who basically look like hot human women but with a fun twist