First Rat's Playing Video Games, Now Spiders. Next Thing You Know They're Going To Take Over The World!

Good lord I love this

|| Incorrect Quotes of The Legend Of Vox Machina -Part Four ||

A/n: I’ve been asked to make more so I’m making more.

Pike: so what are your abilities

Y/n: well, my hair is shiny, my teeth are perfect, and I-

Percy: They killed a man by ripping him into two halves, hotdog style

•••

Y/n: So Scanlan sneezed earlier and I accidentally said ‘shut the fuck up’ instead of 'bless you’

Percy: how do you accidentally say 'shut the fuck up’?

•••

Y/N: Lord give me patience

Scanlan: Don’t you mean ‘give me strength’?

Y/N: if god gave me strength, you’d be dead.

•••

Keyleth: Hey Vax? Can I get some dating advice?

Vax: Just Because I’m with y/n doesn’t mean I know how I did it.

•••

Y/n: I am this close to losing it. * Touching fingers together*

Scanlan:But you’re fingers are touching.

Y/n:…

Scanlan: *Runs*

Y/n: GET BACK HERE!!

•••

Y/n: People always ask me is it Y/n or y/N

Grog:….

Vex:…

Vax:…

Percy:…

Pike:…

Scanlan:…

Keyleth:….

Y/n: I always tell them the same thing. How dare you speak to me.

•••

Y/n: What, are you 12

Scanlan: On a scale of 1-10 I am.

•••

[infiltrating a bandit camp]

Y/n, whispering: Sweet dreams, you piece of shit-

Y/n: [tries to snap the bandits neck, just ends up making him look to the left very quickly]

•••

Percy: I finally gotten over my fear of ghosts!

Y/n: That’s the spirit!

Percy: WHERE?!

•••

Pike: And what do we say when our actions upset someone else?

Y/N and Scanlan: Hoes mad.

Pike: No.

•••

Y/n: I just want you to know that I love your brother very much.

Vex: You do?

Y/n: Yes

Vex: Really?

Y/n: Yes.

Vex: May I ask why?

•••

Percy, holding up a picture of Y/n : have you seen my wife?

Pike : Uh, not since yesterday. Is she missing?

Percy : Oh, no. I just want people to look at her. Isn’t she perfect?

•••

Vax: [pointing his crossbow at the sun]

Scanlan: The hell are you doing?

Vax: There can only be one sun and it’s gonna be Y/N

•••

Keyleth: What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger.

Y/n: What if I cut off your left leg?

Y/n: Would that make you stronger.

Keyleth:….

Y/n: Would it?

BatBird

August 22, 2020 2:20 AM

Hey, I need some help. My mom said if I don't get a job interview in the next hour or so, she was going to make me move out and to my dad's house, and I don't want to go. Any suggestions?

Another thing I found on the internet.

This is the reason I am Asexual, Aromantic.

Having a job that works with customers is weird sometimes

It was just me and one other coworker in the front on this day and after I got this couple paid out, they stood in front of my register while I wrapped up some cookies and my coworker worked on their sandwiches. I glance up and they're just full on making out??? He's gripping her face with one hand and all that like bro. I am right here.

Apparently my coworker didn't even see them do that so I kinda felt like a crazy person explaining it to him

Good lord, this is cute.

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(I screenshotted for posterity, but here's the original tweet)

He is my new favorite character.

Damn

you ever just disappear from tumblr for 4 years and then come back to life with a shitpost?

in which mc and idia are playing a team based fps and a teammate gets sexist (I wanted to draw mc as gender neutral as possible but the audio this is based on does imply they're female)

also I just got into twst like maybe a week ago please be gentle

based on this video

I love him so much!!

It’s maid Day !!!!!! Dragon maid Malleus !

He’s so cute !!

Sup

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad.