Stoicjewel - A Being Of Science And Stupidity

That man is the most insecure, and yet stubborn asshole out there. Mr. "I can't do this because I'm stupid" and then just-

Making shit work just cause he NEEDS it to. Kinda reminds me of the character Domino in a way. Thinks they're just extremely lucky, but they're actually a mutant that alters probably and takes OTHER people's luck. I feel like Stanley knows that luck comes and cycles, and he tries to lean into that notion without thinking.

I've been following @aroace-get-out-of-my-face safety alarm au, and I have a few thoughts for Stan lol.

They said magic is about intent, and therefore he isn't very good at it because of his confidence, right? What if he uses the exact same spell over and over, for the WRONG reasons, just because it's easy and it pisses his brother off.

Like that one post with the fix it spell? Using the wrong spell to get the right outcome? Just pointing at a wound and yelling "FIX IT" at the top of his lungs instead of learning a healing spell. And it urks the FUCK out of Ford.

"please Stanley, I could teach you a few healing spells if you could just-"

"FIX IT!!" *Currently pointing at a broken bone and it somehow setting it back into place with a sickening crack.*

Those of you that write fics on Ao3, idk if yall know or not but the majority of the public works on Ao3 were just scraped for generative AI use a few days ago. Unsure what can be done about that but just wanted yall to be made aware if you weren’t .

@thenoellebird @bbuzz28 @aroace-get-out-of-my-face

Tate blabbing off to one of fiddlefords coworkers

Inspired by @scurvyboy with the post here

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💬 7  🔁 62  ❤️ 347 · mcgucket getting home from a swinger party at 2 in the morning after doing copious amounts of coke trying to act normal

Okay well sorry i died in ur bathroom get over it

Some doodles from my story, also have Stanley wearing stripper boots

https://archiveofourown.org/works/63488815

mcgucket getting home from a swinger party at 2 in the morning after doing copious amounts of coke trying to act normal circa 1979: hey there squirt what are you doing up?

yes thank you for putting the idea in my head that tate knew about his unfaithfulness the whole time but was told to keep it a secret

On their trips around the world looking for creatures,

Context:

1 - Ford is attracted (not that way; I mean, maybe) to anything dangerous, and will ask anything questions. Stan has a sense of self preservation and was rightfully afraid of the 7 foot faceless man in the forest.

2 - Dipper or Mabel had a creepypasta phase, and they told Ford all about creepypastas and Slenderman. Vaguely knowing who he was already, they ran before shit could go down.

3 - Again, Ford's curiosity and lack of self-preservation getting him in dumb situations. Stan saving the day as normal. Ford was damn near close to a dangerous incident.

4 - Lame.