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i understand lady capulet because i too crash out when tybalt dies

Keep your messaging simple:

“Trump fired everyone in charge of airplane safety, and a week later planes started crashing into each other.”

That’s it. That’s the messaging. Don’t get bogged down disputing Trump’s false claims. Just blame him, in short and repeatable sentences.

Leaving these videos here because I find them hilarious and too relatable

i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"

Juste: hello? Mr DRACULA? Yeah it's me, Juste. see, I heard all about how much you like eating little children that DON'T go to bed on time and boy, do I have some news for you

Richter, age 8: HANG UP THE PHONE HANG UP HANG UP!!!!

a giant, glass shattering noise comes from the sky that is unmistakably the smash bros announcer saying “KING DEDEDE”. it makes headlines worldwide and people are scared. scientists find that the source of the noise was a dead star 2.7 billion light years away

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i drew the happy friendship song it's time for the dramatic one i guess :)

drawing based on a funny tf2 ragdoll

please wait while he travels across your dash, he's on a very important mission

father and son bonding idc whos the father here