I Never Really Had The Chance To Redraw Shitpost Templates (i Refuse To Call Them "memes") When I Was

i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"

fun fact: soma cruz canonically wields several different types of guns, one being a handgun! :D

new wip idea: Shadow didn't die, he just got yeeted back to the dark world and then goes on this giant quest to get back to four. I'm getting animatic ideas from listening to Wait For Me (hadestown) and Epic the musical in general

someone help me i'm not ok

When a fic doesn’t fit my head canons but it’s well-written

well… *pushes up glasses* i’m something of a fucking idiot myself 😏

just play fetch with him soma

more aria of sorrow i wish i was drawing more but WHATEVEA

Ummmm if I give you 6116 potatoes can you make a fanart of kix my boy 🥺🥺🥺

kix always deserves more fanart so i'll ignore my usual aversion to requests and i shall take your 6116 potatoes <3

(commission info // tip jar!)

Our Linked Universe felons Heroes!

(Wanted poster template under the cut!)

Feel free to use the template to make your own posters. Put your friends up for Hyrulian bounty! They (probably) won't be arrested.

<3 <3 <3

Some monster designs!