Hi so I’ve not watched stranger things but I’ve been reading a lot steddie fics so I had an idea
Steve-Finney Blake (Black Phone)
Chrissy-Gwen Blake (Black phone)
Mrs. Harrington and Mrs. Cunningham are sisters.
Chrissy’s visions means she knows what’s coming and Steve has his ghosts.
Steve/Eddie and Chrissy/Robin with fake relationship Steve/Robin and Eddie/Chrissy because 80’s and homophobia.
Steve being an absolute mom to the kids with Eddie giving severe dad energy
Lots of medieval court metaphors for high school hierarchy.
Oooh, okay that sounds good. But it is kinda funny that I've never watched black phone and you've never watched stranger things lol.
I honestly love the au's where steddie and buckingham have their fake swapped straight relation ship because, well, time era homophobia, but because behind closed doors its the sweetest romance between them (as in stevexeddie and robinxchrissy)
It KILLS me but I'm a suckered for it
SHUT UP, THIS WAS ALMOST EXACTLY WHAT I WAS DOING WITH THE STORYLINE FOR NESS' INSTAGRAM BUT HE JUST ENDS UP GETTING SICK TOO😭
The world is healing 🤧
these were the progress photos I took for a drawing of Burnt out Ness. Mike basically puts him on house arrest because he will not stop overworking himself. But because he's so tired and everything is so much he keeps snapping at customers which makes him feel even worse so he's sitting watching star trek like the angriest cat in the whole world. the picture of matpat is a reference pic for the hair Final Product
STEDDIES GIGGLES IN THE BEHIND THE SCENES, GUYS I CANT'- ITS TOO FUCKING. AHHHHHHH 🫵😭
GODD I LOVE THID SO MUCH 😭
haunted house time
Chapter three: And Who Said Love Was Dead? I Sure Didn't.
(Part 2)
Ao3 @Arloooh
Gasping and clutching where her own heart once was, Bryce drops to her knees, putting an arm out to keep herself up. What the fuck was Bobby doing here, he's supposed to be...
"GET THE FUCK OFF OF HER!" Bobby all but screetches, in a tone bryce had never heard before... Is he.. crying-? Whatever- I can worry about that later, my fucking hearts exploding here.
There's maybe twenty people around her, maybe a hundred, hell if she knows.
Gasping and coughing, she keeps her head hung low as arms grapple at her sides and arms. She's wheezing by the time Bobby gets to her, not knowing how he'd suddenly appeared right infront of her when being a football pitch away just moment before. Or maybe it has been long, she doesn't know, her fucking heart is failing.
Well wasn't this a way to go out, I finally made it to graduation only for this stupid heart to fail after seeing him again. Who said love was dead?
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"I SAID, /OFF!/" Bobby yells, yanking prying arms and hands off of Bryce as if she was his to hold. He kneels down as fast as he can, not knowing what the fucks going on but he needs to fix it, and quick. Internally cursing "what the fuck whatthefuckwhatthefuck-" on repeat with staggered breaths, Bobby grabs on to Bryce's shoulder to help her up and off of her knees only for her to groan in pain now lying on her side. When did her face get so pale? When- when the fuck did her eyebags get so dark? Is she a fucking vampi-
"Bobby.." she says clawing a hand across the floor. He looks to her with baited breath, wait this isn't how it's supposed to happen, not like this- THIS ISNT HOW ITS SUPPOSED TO END- "one of you dickbags help me up, and don't fuck up this hair-" she says with that 1960's tone, the sound of authority in her voice that the men around can't help but oblige, but not without Bobby clawing at them to get back while yelling about how "this isn't how it's supposed to end, I'm not- IT ISN'T FAIR!"
And, oh- they're EMT'S. They've been here the whole time trying to pry him off of Bryce.
"Sir, you need to- stop- sir, you need to calm down-"
"YOU CAN'T TAKE ME AWAY FROM HER! SHES NOT- I'VE WAITED SO LONG-" He yells as arms surround his and lock under his armpits, trying to keep him still so he can be dragged away kicking and screaming with marks all over his arms from the EMT'S efforts. He can see at least a good ten people surrounding Bryce as she groans for "you to get off me, prick! Fix this, asshole!" But that doesn't ease Bobby, if not make him want to get back over to her even more.
But he's being dragged away for his wounds.
"No. You need to calm down and /sit/" the stern, albeit soft, voice of the EMT says, pushing him down onto a bench nearby with the slow fall of two other paramedics lowering him down to sit. Bobby looks to him with furrowed brows and a scowl "..YOU CANT JUST-" His efforts for fighting back are quickly shut down as another puts a hand over his mouth, proffesional, right? Effectively shutting him up. He gives an stern look to the EMT infront of him and slowly licks his hand to give him his freedom back, a devilish smile on his face for just a split second as the man wipes his hand away. But Bobby's soon back to the same attitude.
"Tell me what the fuck is happening with Bryce or I swear to shit I WILL GIVE YOU A FUCKING SEX CHANGE!" he yells, teeth bare and sharp as he tries his best to move and kick out of the paremedics grasp, but before one could get a word in, he frees himself out of their joint grasp after biting ones arm enough to draw blood. What? He was too close.
Bobby allbeit bolts to Bryces side where she's being loaded onto a stretcher into the back of an ambulance. It wasn't hard to find her when anyone within a 10 mile radius can hear her yelling. The only people by her side are paremedics, not a parent to be found.
Before he can reach for her, there's multiple men tackling him to the ground before he can get away.
*
Location: 'whatever the fucks' local hospital.
Bryce is rushed into the loading dock and wheeled through the corridors and doorways, Bobby soon following behind as he sticks to the back of a paramedic, hoping to get in and through to Bryce. He doesn't know what the fucks going on and he can't lose her, not again. He's waitied almost ten years and isn't going to have Bryce ripped away from him again.
But he's soon ushered into a waiting room.. cell? He falls to the hard, cold floor and is met with shutting doors. Scrambeling to get to his feet, he's already yelling and screaming, pulling at the bars of this cage.
"Calm your ass down. Lady got you down, kid?" A stern voice calls. And glaring to the side he spots an, officer? Something of the sort. Broad and tall, definitely the build of authority.
Before yelling back, Bobby scowls with an angry expression, one knowing that he won't win this fight. With gritted teeth he gets out "No lady's got me down, and I'm not a fucking kid, shitbag. Why am I here." There's an uneasy rage to his voice that no doubtlessly registers to the officer.
"Well then what's got you down, son? Mama got hurt?" The man asks with a gruff voice, looking way too interested in what Bobby's got to say that it actually irritates his soul. You're not /supposed/ to care about me. No one does.
"No.. my fucking GIRLFREINDS HAD SOME SORT OF FUCKING HEARTATTACK-SEISURE SHIT AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCKS GOING ON, SO STOP /CARING/ ABOUT ME AND LET ME OUT OF THIS FUCKING CELL!" He screams as his balls fist up while clutching the bars, voice going higher in the way it always has when he screams. Not noticing what he'd said in the heat of the moment, but before he knows it he's being berugantly let out of his cell by a scared looking man.
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Squinting her bleary eyes, Bryce opens her eyes to a bright light and the smell of sanitation. Y'know, I didn’t think hell would be this nice. And then there's a flashing light.
"-ust? Ms. Tankthrust? Ma'am, we know you're awake." A nurse instructs with the click of a flashlight. Okay, so not hell, but close.
"What 'd fuck..." she slurs, her signature tone lost to the anesthetic.
"Bryce, you've had surgery. We had to get a second party to approve your form with your mother denying to pay a fee. Do you know of a Bobby Worst? ..ma'am?"
Bryce stares up to the nurse with a blank expression, save for her furrowed brow. Since when did Bobby change his name to wors-? "Wuh, I-... I'm sorry, you said a Bobby Worst?" she asks, voice in awe, but now more awake and aware. Her now signature tone present. "Yes. He's here to see you actually if-"
"Bryce.."
Oh I am severel unwell.
I don't know HOW I'VE ONLY SEEN THIS TODAY, THE WRITING ANF TH3 RINGS. I AM UNWELL. YOU CANNOT JUST DO THAT TO ME??????
Matpat + his many sweaters/jackets
(these are my personal favorites of his collection)
Do you roleplay? :) /gen /pos
It honestly depends, if I did it wouldn't be the type where it like *he says ect..* it'd be more like what I do on Instagram. I've got an account on there where It's just sam (phitts) posting pictures and stuff saying the most random shit :)
As I try to distract myself from Matts video, I bring you this: what about security gaurd Ness? Along with Mike, of course. I can already see him in his outfit, security vest with a nice black polo maybe, a security belt that is way overkill for whatever he needs but it's leather and makes him feel like a detective. Not to mention the heavy, metal flashlight he's got, that thing could light up the moon if he tried. Classic black belt, too. Black dress type shoes. I can already see him and Mike standing side by side (Ness on the right with a foot posing outward, Mike nonchalantly on the left a little in the back so Ness' foot is more in the foreground) in the fnaf 2 entryway, the one where you see withered foxy, same light too.
I can already imagine Ness holding the flashlight like a cop, over his shoulder as he furrows his brow at all the drawings litering the walls. He'd have an absolute feild day finding out documents and getting a clue to Afton Robotics, he'd absolute steal one of the papers with the boldprint "AFTON ROBOTICS. CO" and put it on his classic red string theory board with a green pin. Oh I want to think about this so bad. He'd have so much fun.
Crossing the International Matpat Canon Line to offer up a Escape the Night Crack Fic idea. The server in Joey's diner is Ness from the FNAF movie.
Like imagine, Joey looks up all excited, expecting this:
Competent, traumatized love of his life SAE Agent Matpat
And instead its this guy:
Gay, AuADHD, always a service worker!Ness. He's just a sweet, hyperactive guy, trying to take Joey's order.
Joey: OMG Matt, there's an eyeball in my milkshake! Ness: Oh no! You're so right, eyeballs are totally out of season! I don't know what the kitchen was thinking! I'm so sorry, can I get you a side of Hand instead? A plate of fingies for the table?
The man doesn't even question a stranger calling him Matt, so long as he tips.
He takes human souls as a legal tender btw.
Hehe, securitywaiter hints in the posts, hehe>:)
The instagram accounts:
@nestortheory
@sparkysdinerhurricane