Licks His Lips And Everything The Freak

Headcannons from my ongoing “cannon compliant” kagehina verse with @jetjaw part 2:

- Kageyama is allergic to red food dye. Hinata fucking loves citric acid and should NOT be given red 40. They give their red sour patch gummies to Tanaka. (Tanaka also shouldn’t be given red 40 but he likes it)

- Whenever they get in a vehicle the other has been in they get stuck awkwardly adjusting the car seat like vrrrrrrrrrrrrr… Kageyama can’t even get in until it’s lowered enough

- they are super super excited when they go on their honeymoon. They have a lovely time and put in so much effort and it’s soooooo romantic! Don’t worry about how they are terrible at traveling and literally lost each other for a couple days it’s fine! It’s FINE guys!

- Hinata never labels his sexuality. Dating always comes second to volleyball, and the only person he’s ever been serious about is Kageyama. It’s not that he doesn’t like men in general- he took advantage of no one knowing him in Brazil to figure that little mystery out. But also, those crushes and lustings for girls in high school don’t feel like a comphet situation, and he isn’t sure Bisexual is the right term for him because it kinda feels like he used to like girls but now just likes guys? It’s whatever. He’s here, he’s queer, he fills opponents with fear. He’ll probably never have an all gay friend group or be particularly in the culture, but he enjoys a good pride parade and likes to crash any he can while abroad.

- they don’t get together in high school, and the way they realize their feelings for each other is pretty separated so they don’t talk about it for a long time. When Hinata comes back to Japan for awhile it comes to a head at their match against each other. (you know exactly what I’m talking about we’ve all seen the tongue-out panels) They wind up talking about it and hooking up in a moment of relief/reunion/understanding of their relationship FINALLY. It isn’t particularly hot or kinky or wild, they just get excited to be in the same room after years apart, and years holding back/being unaware before that.

- Hinata is a stone top. He’s got a napoleon complex, no one is getting in there.

- Kageyama adores Hinata’s relationship with Natsu, because he missed out on that closeness with Miwa for a lot of his childhood due to their age gap and the loss of their grandfather. He is secretly super family oriented - just not his family

- Kageyama has always known he was gay. Not in a particularly conscious “I like boys way,” more in a puberty hit a little late *wink wink* “I’m supposed to like boobs????” way

- Hinata blinks like a goldfish. Bros big, bulbous, voluptuous, beautiful, puppy dog, brown peepers nearly never see the inside of his eyelids. They are nightmarishly moisturized and they hardly move. Freak eyes.

Chapter 11 of my Hinata as Spiderman AU is up! :p

https://archiveofourown.org/works/59102515/chapters/150691447

Mom’s response. She fucking loves Haikyuu

The message I just sent to my mom and sibling that don’t follow fandom social media about the new Haikyuu announcement.

(I think I’m up to date on things but if I got stuff wrong it’s not like they’ll know…)

Dude. I have tried making like four tumbler accounts. First one got wrongfully shadowbanned and I never got a reply to my help tickets. Next two just didn’t fricken work. Finally figured out I was having issues verifying my email. Now it just won’t let me resend a verification link. So this blog might not be functional. This post is invisible very likely. I am screaming into the void.

The design on the left belongs to @hylianane from her Hinata as Spider-Man au! It’s super funny and you need to go look at the art! The one on the right is my Hinata as Spider-Man design from a fic I’m writing. It’s a heavier au with pretty much nothing the same as Haikyuu so I thought it’d be funny to contrast the aus a bit (also I was gonna explode if I didn’t draw that snazzy ass design so…)

Into the Hinataverse I guess XD

I FINALLY got a new chapter of my Hinata Spiderman au up!!!!! This thing is my baby my precious my life and soul…. But like it’s whatever…. You don’t even have to read it it’s nothing….

Anyway:

Hinata Shoyo gets bit by a radioactive spider. Now he must balance a double life while family, school, work, tutoring, and the mystery of his father’s past explode around him. If he has a super slow burn romance with a guy from school along the way that’s nobody’s business. (Everything is a vessel for kagehina)

Reading fics when I'm too tired from work to make a lot of progress on my wips feels like chain smoking while in rehab for alcoholism... the guilt is above sea level boys

Haikyuu is much more fun to watch/read if you interpret Tsukishima as a homophobic drag queen

Every time someone draws Kenma as short as Hinata an angel carves out its own heart and eats it while jumping off of a skyscraper trust me man I asked Furudate himself

AHHH LOOK!!! My person was kind enough to do two whole drawings too!!! Go click the linkkk!!!

💙 paparazzi pics

🧡 For @staugustinebutnotreligious

🌸 Rated G

🏐 Art | Secret Relationship

Click to see the full gift!