I Will... Draw For Fun... The Things That..... Bring Me Joy ...

I love tumblr bc i can be so pathetic and annoying on here and it’s fine

A wild martin stalking its prey, as it gets closer the fawn looks at the eyes of the martin, thus stunning the fawn with its bright blue eyes, making the fawn temporarily blinded easier for the martin to pounce and kill its prey.

Tired of his ass....look at him, if i saw him like that I'd piss myself from his blue eyes alone

i would give him all my money but he wouldnt take it because he is a train ❤️ he doesnt need money

shorthands for dumbassery that i have grown to love deeply

"how dare you say we piss on the poor" in response to someone misinterpreting your post

"_ isnt gonna fuck you" for suck up behavior

"woah. should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?" for who the fuck cares

"and what if the world was made of pudding" for when would this ever matter.

"and sharks are smooth both ways" for a group of people heatedly arguing with 1 guy who is fucking with them all

".. but its about a witch in the alps finding her lost cat" for someone trying to sanitize something to the point of absurdity

Appreciation post for everyone explaining a joke in comments and posts when someone doesn't get it, for people willing to explain pop culture references that fly over someone's head, for people answering genuine questions about some issue someone has trouble understanding, for people who take enquiries about "common sensical" stuff in good faith, I love you <3

I really hate it when HIM is called a transphobic stereotype because not only is it not true but it inadvertently supports the misandrist mindset that men cannot serve cunt

i think it's great when someone tries to pull off a tragic self-sacrifice in a story and there's at least one guy who's just like "no this is fucking stupid actually. you're an idiot." about it. because it kind of is. i love a good tragedy but let's be honest with ourselves if a friend tried to indulge a noble sacrifice fantasy would you not be a little annoyed. like come on man.

All of your humanized engines look huggable :] I want to give them all a really tight hug hfdjfhksf

Fun fact!! If you squeeze them, they squeak!