File Under Reviews That Shock The Hell Out Of Me.

'Why the long face, my pretty baby?'

The vampire Lestat de Lioncourt from "Interview With The Vampire" TV series (AMC), portrayed by incredible Sam Reid

that pistachio completely sealed in its shell is scared and alone, like a miner trapped by rubble. you need to free it by any means necessary. get the gun from your dad's cabinet

I LOVE that harvey does aerobics 😭😭 Hes so cute in his outfit i cannnt💚💚

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we do need to revisit the wording of "you can't have your cake and eat it too" because i don't think it clearly enough conveys that it's more that you can't simultaneously retain a cake and also get to consume it (which would render you cakeless). for years i was like But why not....it's my cake....?

PUPPIES!!!

for rook’s birthday🏹🕯️🤍

Hey you. You should irrevocably surrender your humanity to become a creature.

if looks could kill you'd be Jeff

the sad thing about the episode where squidward teaches an art class is that spongebob receives greater recognition despite having no creative vision. his work is technically impressive, but his otherwise powerful imagination fails him, and thus he churns out derivative slop. the thomas kincaid of the sea.