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'Why the long face, my pretty baby?'

The vampire Lestat de Lioncourt from "Interview With The Vampire" TV series (AMC), portrayed by incredible Sam Reid

even a forehead kiss would have a maladjusted freak like me bricked the fuck up. to be honest

The fact that this is 80 fucking years ago but still just as relevant is terrifying.

thanks for being a friend

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Mc as....Betty Boop?

yall saw it so i tried to as well, now i kinda do

Hey remember when US and Russia was all like “We’re the best!!! We’ve won the space race!!!!” But India sent a kick-ass space probe to Mars and the whole mission was fuel efficient, costed less and a roaring success in the first try and then they were like “…..wait no that can’t be true” and still have the audacity to call us “underdeveloped” or only view us as a ‘third world country’? :)

For anyone who needs more info, the probe was called Mangalyaan (which literally means space probe vehicle) or Mars Orbiter Mission (MOM) and you can also get more information here and here

My mom sent me this

I think she knows me a little too well