Also I Dont Hate Harold. Hes Fine, I Was Struggling To Explain My Thoughts And My Sibling Laughed So

My cat caught a rabbit!!! It had been eating our garden and im so proud!!!

When we first let him outside he climbed a tree and forgot how to climb down so he screamed all night, then the next night he lost a fight with a barbed wire fence. When he was all healed up we let him out again and *he lost a fight with the same fence*.

Thats where we started, And now!!! He can catch whole rabbits!!!

Hey, people who’ve worked in fast food, do you take note of especially anxious customers? I just apologized to the cashier when he told me they didnt have(and never have had) pepsi, and im trying to figure out how long im supposed to agonize about it.

Thanks in advance.

mfs who comment on the volume of ur voice make me go BONKERS. was at a restraunt one time and eveyone was like boy speak up. so i DID and everytone as like BOY QUIET DOWN. what do u want fro me i am too loud or too quiet. picky as fuck

Oh!! HAPPY PI DAY YALL!!!

Happy easter to those who celebrate! My mom added little marshmallow bees and i traded litterally all of my candies for these and now i have The Hive!!

did a sketch of viktor taking a nap with my cat cause i have free will

Chat I gotta confess something..

I Selfship heavy with Igor from the 2008 film.. I love him so much. I’m obsessed with the movie and it’s one of my biggest hyperfixations.. I’m his number one fan and lover, I heart you Igor

(Also.. genuinely because I’ve NEVER MET another person to self ship themselves with him.. I’m non-sharing.. 🤤)

is there an artist that you like the entirety of their discography

...i have no explanation...

two dudes catching up but then an achievement pops up above them thats says "BECHDEL TEST PASSED" and they both look at each other and go "so ive been meaning to tell you something"